A retard asked me out -wtf to do?

[imfrumthawest 10+ year member]

Eh, not really. She could be if she didn't dress like she was 8. She has amazing tits, and a decent ***, she needs to work out a little though.

i bet she's on a retard forum talking bout you saying "he has a little, pink penis; but it's cute like a mouses nose!" word to your little pink penis.

 

[imfrumthawest 10+ year member]

Bang her in the girls bathroom or the dirtiest alley in your city, in an abandoned car, some old pissy mattresses etc. treat her like a **********, then treat her nice too. If she has a lick of sense, she will be all confused and break it off with you.
Or keep her around for saturday nights

Or make her pay you for secks....... Think of how much shit you could buy off here.

Or get her to do all the dirty things you dreamed of.

Or just be nice to her and hope it passes. Don't burn the bridge in case you wanna hit it later. But it's messed up that she wants to bone, cause *** would have been the way to get rid of her.

ooookay. fkin creep. yea, when your done just kill her and her family too!! word to your psychiatrist.

 

[60ndown 10+ year member]

she looks like shed be way more fun then the typical stuck up *****.

id hit it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[GabeC 10+ year member]

life's too short to be thinking about this THIS much, bang her and get it over with.

imo all a girl needs is a sexy *** body and i'll beat it but that's just me

think about it, when your 80, you can say you boinked a retarded chik

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

life's too short to be thinking about this THIS much, bang her and get it over with.
imo all a girl needs is a sexy *** body and i'll beat it but that's just me

think about it, when your 80, you can say you boinked a retarded chik

Did you just say boinked?

 

[tc300 10+ year member]

every girl needs some lovin.. big girls, short girls, ugly girls and yez retarded girls!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

Ooops, I'm sure a mod will move it for me.

theya re ganna bann you instead. BONE HER MAYBE SHE COULD SUK SOME CAULK!

 

[SVT RELAMPAGO 10+ year member]

every girl needs some lovin.. big girls, short girls, ugly girls and yez retarded girls!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

very true, should just dress up like an 8 yo and have retarded sexo and get it over with.

 

[1000101 10+ year member]

Where are these other two pics u speak of.. just pu em in mspaint and put black boxes over their head... just like the bag u'll be puttin over hers

 

[SVT RELAMPAGO 10+ year member]

Where are these other two pics u speak of.. just pu em in mspaint and put black boxes over their head... just like the bag u'll be puttin over hers

just make sure its a black bag no seethru zhit

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

ooookay. fkin creep. yea, when your done just kill her and her family too!! word to your psychiatrist.

Why my suggestions gotta be psychotic? I'm just saying do her wrong to make her leave or enjoy the ***.

You'd know that if you weren't trying so hard..

Word to your dad's gay lover

 

[1000101 10+ year member]

pics?

 

[SVT RELAMPAGO 10+ year member]

pics?

I think hes working on it. or even getting some nuddies

 

[slim8605 10+ year member]

Why my suggestions gotta be psychotic? I'm just saying do her wrong to make her leave or enjoy the ***.
You'd know that if you weren't trying so hard..

Word to your dad's gay lover

I loled

Where are the tits?

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[tc300 10+ year member]

BONE HER MAYBE SHE COULD SUK SOME CAULK!

umm... i would pass on that. did u see the braces??? top and bottom!!!! OUCH!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/plthumbsdown.gif.d7966af824c93c6021d1aae1778b1c19.gif