A poem about car audio (really lame!)

[LoneRanger 10+ year member]

Your love is like a subwoofer

it pounds deep inside my chest

I'm your ported competition box, baby

tuned to your frequency to do my best

You make me feel like an 8 farad cap

full of energy and power

My heart is your HC alternator

I got all the current you can devour

You're the best I've seen around

The loudest at the show

It's cool when people see us at MECA events

and say "Hey look, it's B and his ho'"

I want to make you tingle with joy

from your head down to your feet

so I went and bought four high-power bass shakers

and put them under my passenger seat!

I hope that you enjoy them

but don't sit there too long

I played that bass song for your sister

and she had to change her thong

I originally wrote this poem for my girl, but for some reason she didn't appreciate it.......women......can't live with 'em, can't live without them.

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[ace7733 10+ year member]

Originally posted by LoneRanger It's cool when people see us at MECA events

and say "Hey look, it's B and his ho'"

the whole thing is hilarious, but that part is over the top!

 

[LoneRanger 10+ year member]

Originally posted by LoneRanger It's cool when people see us at MECA events

and say "Hey look, it's B and his ho'"

the whole thing is hilarious, but that part is over the top!

Man, why you gotta be a giant hater-monster like that?

My nickname really is "B"! Why would I lie about that sorta stuff?!?!

 

[ChopShop Racing 10+ year member]

Vanilla keith once said...

Dance! i got a system that BOOMS!

this is no car, its a mobiol sound room.

not origonal, but duno, had to post it i guess, im dumb, peace

 

[Brock 5,000+ posts]

nice

 

[RangerMan Premium Member]

I gotta say bro...that is a nice piece of writing...brings a tear to my eye(cause I was laughing so hard!!!)

That was really cool!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

 

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

Oh man that was great //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[ace7733 10+ year member]

Originally posted by LoneRanger Man, why you gotta be a giant hater-monster like that? My nickname really is "B"! Why would I lie about that sorta stuff?!?!

what?!? I was giving you props, dude...I thought it was funny

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[Corsica 5,000+ posts]

Dude that is tha ****. I'mm print that **** and put it in my locker cause that is funny as **** to me!!!! I never seen something so original. I like tha descriptions uu give.

J

 

[Night Pirate 10+ year member]

haha ya that's some nice writing //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

I can understand a girl not feelin it but I do heh

NP

 

[saber 10+ year member]

that was great ,and funny //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[paul83085 10+ year member]

when my english teacher tells me to write a poem u mind if i use that man that is one of the funniest ones i have heard in a long time //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[LoneRanger 10+ year member]

Sure you can use it. You can also pay me five bucks and ANNOTATE MY FREAKIN NAME AT THE BOTTOM. If your english teacher tells you to write a poem, think one up for yourself, you dirty plagerist.

 

[ace7733 10+ year member]

Originally posted by LoneRanger Sure you can use it. You can also pay me five bucks and ANNOTATE MY FREAKIN NAME AT THE BOTTOM. If your english teacher tells you to write a poem, think one up for yourself, you dirty plagerist.

lmfao!

 

[Ganji 10+ year member]

Originally posted by LoneRanger I hope that you enjoy them

but don't sit there too long

I played that bass song for your sister

and she had to change her thong

This is my favorite part