A crotch rocket tried to race me yesterday.

[bds0688 10+ year member]

For the record, I drive a '96 Ford Escort LX Hatchback. Read: Slow as balls piece of shit daily driver.

Anyhow, I am on the highway going along in the left lane, since there are a few exits on this stretch.

I get beside a bike, and am getting ahead. I was only doing 5 over, just going along. Suddenly, he looks over at me, revs and takes off. This didn't bother me more than it made me chuckle.

A semi merges into the right lane and I am trying to get in front of him, since I hate driving beside or behind semis. The douchenozzle on the bike slows down in front of me to the point where I can't get by the semi. At the same time, a clown behind me is on my ***, swerving, and talking on a cell phone.

The biker keeps looking all the way behind him at my car, and finally just guns it...and is over the horizon quickly.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsup.gif.3287b36ca96645a13a43aff531f37f02.gif

I drive an Escort..which cannot be mistaken for anything near awesome. The car behind me was either an Olds 88 or Pontiac bonny....nothing fast. Yet, this assclown felt the need to show off the fact his bike weighing in under 800 pounds is fast with over 240HP. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/*******.gif.a649d21efc0d1fd4890a6428166586c1.gif

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[phyphoestilic 5,000+ posts]

should have gave him a muffin.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

should have gave him a muffin.

or a bagel

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

jersey is worse with the guido's on their bikes

 

[JustStoppingBy 10+ year member]

last time an idiot pulled that on me, Im doing about 85 ish (15 over?)

on I-75 Southbound through the Alligator Alley (if you know FL.. its like 200 miles of NOTHING, no exits, nothing.... just 4 lane divided highway)..

Im cruising along, we're all watching Miami Vice and this bike comes up next to me and does the little - faster slower, faster, slower - thing, i throw it in neautral and red line my engine to make him think im dropping the hammer.. He guns it up to about... 100 Plus..

Andddddd

"WOOP WOOP WOOP" the Ford Expedition next to me lights up with a bajillion strobes and LEDs...

 

[dkmesa 10+ year member]

doubt he was trying to race you. Sounds like just a sporadic rider. In the biking world, known as a squid

 

[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

For the record, I drive a '96 Ford Escort LX Hatchback. Read: Slow as balls piece of shit daily driver.
Anyhow, I am on the highway going along in the left lane, since there are a few exits on this stretch.

I get beside a bike, and am getting ahead. I was only doing 5 over, just going along. Suddenly, he looks over at me, revs and takes off. This didn't bother me more than it made me chuckle.

A semi merges into the right lane and I am trying to get in front of him, since I hate driving beside or behind semis. The douchenozzle on the bike slows down in front of me to the point where I can't get by the semi. At the same time, a clown behind me is on my ***, swerving, and talking on a cell phone.

The biker keeps looking all the way behind him at my car, and finally just guns it...and is over the horizon quickly.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsup.gif.3287b36ca96645a13a43aff531f37f02.gif

I drive an Escort..which cannot be mistaken for anything near awesome. The car behind me was either an Olds 88 or Pontiac bonny....nothing fast. Yet, this assclown felt the need to show off the fact his bike weighing in under 800 pounds is fast with over 240HP. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/*******.gif.a649d21efc0d1fd4890a6428166586c1.gif

This isnt thread worthy. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/*******.gif.a649d21efc0d1fd4890a6428166586c1.gif

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I have a tire iron in my seat for such occasions.

Just like the game road rash.

 

[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

I have a tire iron in my seat for such occasions.
Just like the game road rash.

I

 

[dkmesa 10+ year member]

I have a tire iron in my seat for such occasions.
Just like the game road rash.

I loved that game. Its for that reason, that I carry my heavy duty chain on the back of my bike when I ride...it also serves to lock the bike up when I stop too //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I loved that game. Its for that reason, that I carry my heavy duty chain on the back of my bike when I ride...it also serves to lock the bike up when I stop too //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

I guess if push came to shove, I would just sideswipe you with my truck

I could see a couple fools in the back of pickup trucks battling each other while going down the highway

 

[pioneerpimp 5,000+ posts]

or a bagel

or taco bell, we know bikers like that.

 

[Blazemore 10+ year member]

I drive an Escort..which cannot be mistaken for anything near awesome.

Good laugh //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif, should of just tap the back tire and watch him spin around.

 

[BobbyDD 10+ year member]

240 hp? Was it a suped up 'busa?