8 Ways to tell if you're gay

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay.

It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent

the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah

diet.

2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming ****. A cat is like a dog, but

gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate

touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think

about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get your *** over

here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy,

snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.

3. If you **** on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such

nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on

bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet,

or tits. Anything else and you are in training to **** El Diundeniably a ***.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking

lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his

bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in

the poop chute. Coffee is to be ha r d strong, black, and full aroma. A

straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim "and

he will never, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've

had NutraSweet in your mouth, you've had a man there, too.

6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types of

dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ***. A real

man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as

well as all the names of all the players in the Major league, NFL, NHL,

college ball, PGA and NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know

what a "fressier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile

other than denim, you are ***gadocious.

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to

tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a

slow-*** driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of the time he needs that

hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or play

with his honey in the passenger seat.

8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous le Gay,

oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a woman

who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by yourself

or with another man is likely to result in SHC ,spontaneous homosexual

combustion, which is what happens to ***s when they Flame out too!

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[bimma85 5,000+ posts]

phew I passed //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

The public bathroom...kinda depends on the bathroom though //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif.

 

[burnzie2413 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/driving.gif.c4dead4599dda895032b63e51f52b126.gif according to rule 7 this smilie is truly gay

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

i have a cat //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Driving and racing are two different things.

Im gay.

 

[DaGh0st 5,000+ posts]

hmm...i dont know about 4 the dump part

 

[netherland24 5,000+ posts]

cats scratch themselfs? my cats got flees man...

 

[bimma85 5,000+ posts]

i have a cat //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

You foking **** //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif.

ugayed?

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

You foking **** //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif.
ugayed?

teegayed

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Awesome!! Im straight!

 

[southstylestang 10+ year member]

phew I passed //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
The public bathroom...kinda depends on the bathroom though //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif.

i was thinking the same thing.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

i don't have a problem with public bathrooms. if the toilet looks disgusting i shit on the floor.

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

I enjoy romantic comedies.

 

[80INCHES 5,000+ posts]

real men eat pus.sy

gay men **** deek

80

 

[skadude016 5,000+ posts]

i don't have a problem with public bathrooms. if the toilet looks disgusting i shit on the floor.

hahahha i laughed kinda loud at that one.

I passed but i know more than 6 colors //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blush.gif.99bc659ee2012b7d826165e26fb5eebe.gif