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[pitbull12887 10+ year member]

I usually just use vasoline. And if i dont have vasoline i melt butter in the microwave for 8 mins and pour it on the cooter.

 

[newusername 10+ year member]

I usually just use vasoline. And if i dont have vasoline i melt butter in the microwave for 8 mins and pour it on the cooter.

Did you trade her some Nintendo games?

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

water displacement 40th attempt

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

You mean you've never slipped one past the goalie?

Luckily I'm sponge worthy. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[pitbull12887 10+ year member]

Did you trade her some Nintendo games?

ZOMG!!! how u knowz thatz?!

 

[newusername 10+ year member]

Luckily I'm sponge worthy. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

She said she wouldn't waste a sponge on me. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

But it was supa_c's mom so I PIIHB.

 

[pensacol 10+ year member]

I usually just use vasoline. And if i dont have vasoline i melt butter in the microwave for 8 mins and pour it on the cooter.

Jesus, I got a glimpse of that and thought you said "I just use gasoline" I was going to say your a supa freak!

 

[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

hahaha

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

She said she wouldn't waste a sponge on me. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif
But it was supa_c's mom so I PIIHB.

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

 

[benzmansl65amg 10+ year member]

i signed up

 

[Anniku989 10+ year member]

I signed up all my neighbors for it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

I signed up all my neighbors for it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

+Rep //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[newusername 10+ year member]

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

No, no, of course not! People's personal ****** preferences are nobody's business but their own!

 

[Megalomaniac 5,000+ posts]

you can get free condoms from a clinic...

 

[pitbull12887 10+ year member]

Jesus, I got a glimpse of that and thought you said "I just use gasoline" I was going to say your a supa freak!

i like to play with matches //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif lol