2nd job interview monday at LONESTAR

[xX J Brutal Xx 10+ year member]

1) im sorry they had less of a party as you did, so they had a table available before you will be able to.

2) I'm sorry sir, I'm just going in order on how I have it here. What is your name?

You are not the next but the group after.

3) Would you like us to test it?

4) I'd spell it out to them...

5) I'm sorry sir or madem it's really busy tonight. We are going as fast as we can.

^^ those are all questions a Hostess would have to deal with not a waiter! try these

1) Why the Fvck is there a hair in my potato's?? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/verymad.gif.3f39c5c2fd57527b671fad3efdfac756.gif

2) this Fvcking steak is ice cold and i ordered well done!!! how about i slap you in the face with it??

3)excuse me, i ordered the corn not the beans, and were is my d@mn salad?

4)Ive been sitting here 45 mins and still have no food! that table right there sat down 10 mins ago and are eating already. is it cuz im white? don't make me throw my Root Beer in your face and headbutt you.

5)excuse me sir! is it possible to switch to the waitress with her ***** hanging out? you have too much gel in your hair and are kind of a tool.

 

[CRXBMPN 5,000+ posts]

lol alot of great ideas here... thank God I've never had a job having to deal with people in person.

Education - 1

Waiter - 0

good luck though, for every one job out there, there are six available people to fill it. You are just a number, so make the best of it.

 

[Stalin-ohaulic]

cmon man I bought somethin from you.

I was jokin man. Hey I'm havin' a comp on the 24th. Stop by the website and sign up if you wanna come.

 

[nickolas_j_t 10+ year member]

I was jokin man. Hey I'm havin' a comp on the 24th. Stop by the website and sign up if you wanna come.

my box is all fvcked up. I ordered a new one on ebay and it's already fell apart.

 

[nickolas_j_t 10+ year member]

^^ those are all questions a Hostess would have to deal with not a waiter! try these

dude i am trying to be a host. lol

 

[blazeplacid 10+ year member]

why is lonestar such a big deal and why are people giving questions??

 

[99grandprixGT 5,000+ posts]

ya just go in drunk that usually does the trick

 

[michaellane 5,000+ posts]

please get the recipes for their TEXAS RANCH. I will paypal you 5.00 for it.

 

[xX J Brutal Xx 10+ year member]

dude i am trying to be a host. lol

ohhh fvck that! no tips? no flirting with hotties in your section? but i guess they both have there pros and cons

 

[nickolas_j_t 10+ year member]

ohhh fvck that! no tips? no flirting with hotties in your section? but i guess they both have there pros and cons

yes i get tips. manager said i get 9-12 an hour.

 

[mazdakid 5,000+ posts]

my box is all fvcked up. I ordered a new one on ebay and it's already fell apart.

Ebay sub box ftw

 

[nickolas_j_t 10+ year member]

Ebay sub box ftw

ftl.

fml

 

[Stalin-ohaulic]

ftl.

fml

I told you I'd build you a box. I'm not sure why you'd rather have an ebay box than a box from me... FML

 

[nickolas_j_t 10+ year member]

My bad I didn't remember you saying that...

How much can you build me one for? How much carpeted? and how thick MDF would you use?

 

[nickolas_j_t 10+ year member]

I got the job btw muthafvckas