2:40 A.M. and I can't sleep

[dman4486 5,000+ posts]

WTF:crap:

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[KyleBechtold 5,000+ posts]

same boat.. wanna phone fuck?

 

[MakeshiftAudio 10+ year member]

Alcohol will take the edge off...?

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

Drink Beer...

 

[dman4486 5,000+ posts]

same boat.. wanna phone fuck?

Tempting....but I'm not cheap:fyi:

Alcohol will take the edge off...?

Drink Beer...

so I have heard...problem is I am at the ladyfriend's parents and I will be up in 4 hours to go golfing with her pops:crap:

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

Dam, golfing is bad...

count sheep?

 

[dman4486 5,000+ posts]

should I go climb in bed with her parents and complain about not being able to sleep?

 

[KyleBechtold 5,000+ posts]

Tempting....but I'm not cheap:fyi:

?? huh? you must do it different.. i was just going to have you give me your number you shove your phone up your *** and i call you all night

 

[dman4486 5,000+ posts]

?? huh? you must do it different.. i was just going to have you give me your number you shove your phone up your *** and i call you all night

yes but I charge you per call...

 

[G.W.Kush]

take a long poop

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

lol

 

[dman4486 5,000+ posts]

 

[power-fanatic07 5,000+ posts]

smoke a j and **********...usually works for me

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

Those tittys are nice...

 

[dman4486 5,000+ posts]

MotorBoatin’

Don’t need leather

Don’t need lace

Just your *******

In my face.

I’ll stick my head

Between your mounds

And hum out loud

A happy sound

Just lean on over

With a big old grin

Because my face

Is going in.