What annoys the ***** outta you/pisses you off...

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Ewww.

This girl I dated has a son named Cripson.

Wtf! Cripson what kinda shit is that?

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Explain Italy.

And Spain, basically all of Europe.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

All this talk of test and treatment shortages and who should be the priority. As far as I'm concerned hot chicks should be #1, sevens and up. The rest of you can die

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

I will admit there are some good things coming from all this shit. Less traffic, Comcast is offering free internet, the Gram's been busy and hype af, chicks are offering big discounts on their Onlyfans!

 

[ThxOne Premium Member]

Easy Easy... I am not the one trying to scare everyone. It's not my ruse to explain.

Squirrel... I am not worried because I wash my *** and I am not stupid. When governments continue to make future plans, we aint all dyin.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Easy Easy... I am not the one trying to scare everyone. It's not my ruse to explain.

Squirrel... I am not worried because I wash my *** and I am not stupid. When governments continue to make future plans, we aint all dyin.

...we aint all dyin.

Oh fuck now I'm worried. He just doomed us all.

 

[ThxOne Premium Member]

Want to hear something else phucked up... I delivered to a doctor today who works in Jacksonville. She didn't say which hospital but she said it has the potential to be bad but what bothered her was that she said "we're pretty sure this one is man made". Not "I", she said WE ARE pretty sure... something ain't stirrin` the Coolaid.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Bullshit. You did not deliver to Jtown. That place has pizza joints on every corner

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Bullshit. You did not deliver to Jtown. That place has pizza joints on every corner

And it's not man made. Most contagions like this come from animals. Bubonic plague, aids, Corona, etc.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

I thought I heard someone say it was St Patrick's Day and I damn near had a panic attack. Had to check my calendar. Ohh man thank you baby jesus

 

[ThxOne Premium Member]

I work just north of Jax.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

I jacked just short i

I work just north of Jax.

I don't give a damn if you worked South of my balls. Lie

 

[ThxOne Premium Member]

I jacked just short i


I don't give a damn if you worked South of my balls. Lie

What exactly am I lying about?

 

[Squirrel!]

Want to hear something else phucked up... I delivered to a doctor today who works in Jacksonville. She didn't say which hospital but she said it has the potential to be bad but what bothered her was that she said "we're pretty sure this one is man made". Not "I", she said WE ARE pretty sure... something ain't stirrin` the Coolaid.

You are ******* hilarious! You're worse than a woman, going around and spreading gossip!

 

[ThxOne Premium Member]

You're worse than a woman

Couldn't come up with something more original? Go upstairs and ask your mom for a better comeback.