Well the first thing you have to go is get a life. Then when you actually have one...you can quit lying and actually post the cool things you do with it.
Example...Wrecking a rental, in which I was sober by the way...I was intoxicated when I posted that I did it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif
Another...Showing a good meal to the folks, not puke or whatever that was.
Another...Posting up new toys, or just general pictures of yourself for others to laugh at. Being made fun of is only part of having a good thread...You were so close to being on your way with the icetee look alike contest...then you piss it away with threads like this.