zomg i gots so drunk last nigt I made love to a homeless man with AIDS!

[GenderBender]

i like got so drunk last night i rented a car and smashed it and then did homesexual poses with my friends. am i cool yet?

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[dman4486 5,000+ posts]

were the poses directed at the police?

 

[GenderBender]

nah they were just with my homies.

 

[dman4486 5,000+ posts]

nah they were just with my homies.

....then no

 

[boltpride 10+ year member]

lol

 

[GenderBender]

well jinkies what does a fellow have to do to be cool around these parts? i was led to believe that being drunk, damaging rentals, and posing homosexually with my homeskillets would make me cool.

 

[dman4486 5,000+ posts]

well jinkies what does a fellow have to do to be cool around these parts? i was led to believe that being drunk, damaging rentals, and posing homosexually with my homeskillets would make me cool.

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[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

Poor Ice //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

Have a love child with that chick in your ava and name him Rose.

 

[GenderBender]

no. i presented my hindquarters like a primate in the wild, then made pelvic thrusts pretending to sodomize them. idk if they were too thrilled about this. it could explain why they are ignoring me now.

 

[GenderBender]

Here is a pic of my breakfast. Am I cool now?

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

even gayer.....

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

Is this thread supposed to be a satire towards another thread? Cause I'm not getting it.