You will like our penises

If she has a penis, I would still hit it. Which brings me to my next question, if you guys found out that _______ _______ (insert famous star you think is "hot"), would you still hit it?
Only if it was Jessica Alba or Elisha Cuthbert. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif
 
Is that the girl from 'the girl next door'.....searched, yeah, she looks good. Id hit it if she had a penis. Thats the new phrase. No more "id hit it" now to emphasize how much you would hit it, you have to say, "id hit it if she had a penis"

 
Is that the girl from 'the girl next door'.....searched, yeah, she looks good. Id hit it if she had a penis. Thats the new phrase. No more "id hit it" now to emphasize how much you would hit it, you have to say, "id hit it if she had a penis"
"I'd hit it even if she had a penis" emphasizes how hot the girl is. Definetly //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif Repped!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif
 
anyone that says

i have alot.. from girls i've been with. but we've all seen my girls. if you're so hot where are yours? go play d&d newb
on the internet is a str8 loser/geek/nerd/ugly-mofo/f@g.. especially the "if you're so hot" part. laff at yourself buddy.. seriously.. so u can laugh WITH me..

 
"I'd hit it even if she had a penis" emphasizes how hot the girl is. Definetly //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif Repped!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif
you mean how hot the guy is....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 
anyone that says on the internet is a str8 loser/geek/nerd/ugly-mofo/f@g.. especially the "if you're so hot" part. laff at yourself buddy.. seriously.. so u can laugh WITH me..

ahahahaha listen to newbs loser speak, by his own defeintion he can't even get with a woman. even though he just said how he was so elite and everyone else was just a poser. hahaha he can't even post one picture even though i posted so many. and jeff, or meka can verify ever single one, hahahaa

he dosen't even have a fake picture he can claim. go play with your taurus and funky pups kid. go ********** and pretend you're a real man. being a virgin must be tough. but you know what? if you keep klinging onto family guy, some woman will eventually be drunk enough to think you're peter, and touch you. then you can ********** to that the next 5 years and pretend you're a rockstar... that'll be so cool!!!

 
ahahahaha listen to newbs loser speak, by his own defeintion he can't even get with a woman. even though he just said how he was so elite and everyone else was just a poser. hahaha he can't even post one picture even though i posted so many. and jeff, or meka can verify ever single one, hahahaa

he dosen't even have a fake picture he can claim. go play with your taurus and funky pups kid. go ********** and pretend you're a real man. being a virgin must be tough. but you know what? if you keep klinging onto family guy, some woman will eventually be drunk enough to think you're peter, and touch you. then you can ********** to that the next 5 years and pretend you're a rockstar... that'll be so cool!!!
wow, i didn't know that if people downloaded 38,392 pictures of women onto their computer (like the acne-infested adult that you are) and post some of them in their sig, it would automatically make them a non-virgin! cool! people can do that then say "hey guys im a loser like EUGENICS and im NOT a virgin.. the proof is in the fact that i've got three girls in my sig (yes they're genuine authentic females that i didn't have to pay for!) and some guy named meka and some other guy named jeff has seen them and a few other pictures of females online! i'm not lying they were real females i showed meka and jeff! anyone that doubts me just PM me and i will send u a picture of some girl that i have touched. i'm not lying!" ... LAFF. you're a fuccing tool that thinks ACTING macho is having pictures of girls from the internet and posting them elsewhere. and do u know what kind of people say "go ********** and pretend you're a real man"??? i know. they're called people that "go ********** and pretend to be a real man." you can't assassinate my character, I AIN'T ACTING. ownt. this is the part when u resort to a stupid picture because youre too dumb to make any clever or witty comebaccs.

(the bold print denotes phrases that only a tool would say)

 
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