Yahoo personals

[Forrest Gump 10+ year member]

So I'm at work bored as usual and I decide to browse Yahoo personals for the hell of it.

I made a profile in hopes I may get an unsuspecting ho to send me some noods or something. (Kinda lame, I know)

Well I sens an "icebreaker" to one chick and the next day she sends me this message.

I'm trying to figure out whether this looks to you all like spam or if it's a real bish that wants some cawk...

Her E-mail adress is legit, and she's been sending me E-mails every day.

Now, being a conspiracy theorist, I somehow believe it is some kind of B.S. and yahoo is trying to steal my identity.

She looks pretty hot in her pictures (a solid 8.2)

Tell me what y'all think.

On 11/29/2008 08:03 am PST, ******* wrote:

Hello *******,

Thanks for the message,its nice to hear from you..Hows your weekend going? Hope you had a nice one.. I really appreciate getting a message from you and you sound really cool. I just wanted to drop you a

line to let you know that I am interested in getting to know more about you after reading your profile. You seem to be a very down to earth man and I really admire that! .I guess I will leave you with this

for now. Thanks for reading this. And am so sorry that I have to get back to you this late …..

Actually i dont come on here much so if you dont mind Feel free to write me back directly to my private E-mail Box, cos i check that more often also my account will be

expiring soon ……..My private E-mail address is……. ( *******_success at yahoo {dot} com ) and i will also want to have your private E-mail so that i can send you some of my special pix love

to read from you soon...

From,

*****.

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[buddyleee5 10+ year member]

spam

 

[loopkiller 10+ year member]

She sounds like she is not from the US to me. Probably one of the spam houses farming for addys.

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

jennay?

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I thought you had found my profile there for a minute.

whew.

 

[Forrest Gump 10+ year member]

Seems like spam to me to..

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

I thought you had found my profile there for a minute.
whew.

haha

 

[djeazie 10+ year member]

wheres the pics!?

 

[Forrest Gump 10+ year member]

Hello ******,

how are you today? I hope you are having a nice time, as for me am cool and lonely. Am new to this and most of the guys I read from on the sites are not what I want "you sound nice" and made me think ahead with this little message of yours and also with your profile .

Here is a little More about me, I am single never Married, born in my Home town Australia, in the city of Adelaide in the southern part of Aussie’’, I obtained my degree at the university of Adelaide in Australia before I moved down to US in the city of Las Vegas in Nevada 3 years ago , and recently in about 1 months and 2 weeks I am living in { the city of Eagle River,99577 in ALASKA ). I find very much peace and tranquility there .I am into the Sales of Gold’s, sculptures, beeds , etc...I’m 5`9" 120 with a athletic build, mentally stable, physically fit, a bunch of laughs, warm, caring, honest, good listening, God Fearing, and a positive person. I am real easy person to talk to and a good listener. I love to play golf and I enjoy chilling with my friend and family , I like going to the movies, or watching movies in my room , I like swimming , fishing, listening to music and dance to any kind of music, traveling , going bowling and also a good cook. I am a family oriented person and There is more, but it would be better for you to find some things out for yourself...

I am really interested in wanting to know about what makes you the special person you are today,( What would You like to Tell me?) I want to know more about your family, your background, your life experiences, your Age, past relationships, your goals and dreams, your interests, and anything else you want to tell me. I even want to learn about the secrets you very rarely share with someone!. So come on and share it all with me, as I am not here to talk to you about general things such as partying, the weather, sports, e.t.c...... I want to learn about you and what makes up your heart and soul, as the friendship I want to build with you I want it to be like no other you have ever shared in or experienced. This friendship I want to build with you will be filled with substance, quality, spirituality and potential.

I look forward to hearing from you soon!.

I care Jessica.

 

[Forrest Gump 10+ year member]

wheres the pics!?

I was gon poast them, but her profile was deleted

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

lolspam.

nG

 

[Forrest Gump 10+ year member]

So you don't think I'ma gonna get any noods

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Maybe fake ones that aren't really her...

Still n00ds.

nG

 

[Forrest Gump 10+ year member]

Maybe fake ones that aren't really her...
Still n00ds.

nG

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[pilyin 10+ year member]

Hello ******,and recently in about 1 months and 2 weeks I am living in { the city of Eagle River,99577 in ALASKA ). I find very much peace and tranquility there .I am into the Sales of Gold’s, sculptures, beeds , etc...I’m 5`9" 120 with a athletic build, mentally stable, physically fit, a bunch of laughs, warm, caring, honest, good listening, God Fearing, and a positive person. I am real easy person to talk to and a good listener. I love to play golf and I enjoy chilling with my friend and family , I like going to the movies, or watching movies in my room , I like swimming , fishing, listening to music and dance to any kind of music, traveling , going bowling and also a good cook. I am a family oriented person and There is more, but it would be better for you to find some things out for yourself...

Eagle was one of the destinations I took tour groups to while I worked for Holland America a few years ago. To get there by car you have to drive 100 miles of dirt. The town has about 75 full time residents, really none are attractive by any means, there's no paved roads, no stop lights (except one at a gas station that a tourist sent them so that they had one) and just a couple of stop signs. The Yukon River flows by the town and it's fricken cold. people don't swim in it (maybe tube it once in a while) and there sure is no bowling alley. They had a billiard hall but it shut down because the floor warped so bad and wasn't opened again.