WTB: anything for $2.13

[wesl56 10+ year member]

$2.13 in my paypal i didnt even know about... who wants it

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[nismos14 5,000+ posts]

I want it. I'll send you an envelope with a surprise inside.

 

[donpisto 5,000+ posts]

Send me payment now, and I'll PM you a knock knock joke.

 

[OoMesKoO 10+ year member]

Who's there?

 

[JL Audio 5,000+ posts]

9/11.......................... 9/11 who

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET :/....

parcheesi

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

im not sure how i feel about that joke

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete falls out, who's left?

 

[its_bacon12 10+ year member]

start a thread like i did a cpl years ago

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?t=86637&highlight=joke

haha it was a pretty good laugh..//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

There wont be an Easter, they found the body

 

[wesl56 10+ year member]

start a thread like i did a cpl years ago

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?t=86637&highlight=joke

haha it was a pretty good laugh..//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

ok sounds good... keep em coming!! ill decide on friday

 

[sully72482 10+ year member]

Little Johnny is five years old, and walking down the hallway to his older brothers bedroom. He opens the door, to find his brother, just laying it to his hot girlfriend. "Hey Steve!", Johnny asks, "What are you doing?" The brother, scrambling, says, "I'm playing poker Johnny."

"Well, what's She doing??" Johnny asks his brother.

"She's my wild card man!"

Well, a few days go by, and Johnny finds himself opening the door to his parents bedroom, only to find Dad just going to town on Mom. "Dad, whatcha doing?"

"Ahhhhh, I'm playing poker Johnny!"

"Then what's Mom doing?"

"She's my wild card son."

Alright, first his brother, now his dad, he can accept this as true. A week goes by, when the dad and the brother hear strange noises coming from little Johnny's bedroom. They open the door, to find Johnny just beating it to beat all. "JOHNNY, JOHNNY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?", Dad screams.

"I'm playing poker Daddy."

"WELL WHERE'S YOUR WILD CARD SON, WHERE'S YOUR WILD CARD?"

"With a hand like this, who needs a wild card". . . .

 

[its_bacon12 10+ year member]

you should start a thread titled "WTB Best joke" or something along the lines int he wtb forum

 

[poundindak69]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-dpvVRBp8s

 

[JohnnyChuttz 10+ year member]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-dpvVRBp8s

That's funny.

 

[JLJunkieMX107 10+ year member]

There was an old man that had been retired for a few years. He decided to go to

the Doctor because he was having some problems with his pecker. When he got

to the exam room the Doctor said "Well what can I do for you?". The old man

replied "Well ive noticed that my penis has turned all orange." The doctor took a

look and just said "hmmmm", The old man was getting worried and said "Doc

whats wrong with my pecker?" The doctor asked the man "What exactly have you

been doing in your retirement?" The old man replied "Oh nothing really, just

watching pornos and eating cheetos."