Wow! Seriously, FML!

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Since I don't have to pay for ****, I'm going to spend my scrill on hookers and blow!

That's the spirit.

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

Poop in a grocery bag.... Double bagged of course

he called the shit poop

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

Update!
Went up to the office, told them what happened and they are going to fix it free of charge. Apparently, this isn't the first time this has happened at my complex, but the story the office lady told me was that the dude actually said he sat down on it while trying to go, that takes some balls.

Since I don't have to pay for ****, I'm going to spend my scrill on hookers and blow!

Iam all in!!

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

Update!
Went up to the office, told them what happened and they are going to fix it free of charge. Apparently, this isn't the first time this has happened at my complex, but the story the office lady told me was that the dude actually said he sat down on it while trying to go, that takes some balls.

Since I don't have to pay for ****, I'm going to spend my scrill on hookers and blow!

just make sure you don't get one with a dingaling

 

[E-Rock 10+ year member]

just make sure you don't get one with a dingaling

I might have to dispose of a body if that happens.

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

I might have to dispose of a body if that happens.

Just drop them off at the pool.....