would you **** your aunt

[bigwheel15 10+ year member]

Damn 06ers and their crappy threads!

 

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

Damn 06ers and their crappy threads!

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......er......oops........

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[saywhat? 5,000+ posts]

so its not southern thing? thats just lovely....the whole country is ****ed.

 

[cleanerupper 10+ year member]

Well there was this one time when I was over there and she was making cookies. She was wearing a pretty low cut skirt that went a good six inches above her knees. When she bent over to put the cookies in the oven I saw a BIG wet spot on her brown thong RIGHT where her mooseknuckle is. I gasped for a second and she stood upright pretty quickly. She asked me "What's wrong?" I said "Nothing." And she gave me a sort of sexy smirk and I smiled back at her. Ever since that day, whenever I see her at family gatherings she winks at me.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Well there was this one time when I was over there and she was making cookies. She was wearing a pretty low cut skirt that went a good six inches above her knees. When she bent over to put the cookies in the oven I saw a BIG wet spot on her brown thong RIGHT where her mooseknuckle is. I gasped for a second and she stood upright pretty quickly. She asked me "What's wrong?" I said "Nothing." And she gave me a sort of sexy smirk and I smiled back at her. Ever since that day, whenever I see her at family gatherings she winks at me.

you should've asked if she wanted any milk with her cookies.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

WTF is all I wanted to say.

 

[StealthKill 10+ year member]

WTF is all I wanted to say.

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[cleanerupper 10+ year member]

you should've asked if she wanted any milk with her cookies.

She's pretty muscular for a woman, I think she would choke me out and **** me in the bathroom.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I know you hit that.

 

[LeofromtheH 10+ year member]

i think not.

 

[cleanerupper 10+ year member]

I know you hit that.

LOL I wish, but she looks like she's got a hairy snatch.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

offer to shave it?

 

[iamamp3pimp 5,000+ posts]

no

 

[Rattlebrain 10+ year member]

LOL I wish, but she looks like she's got a hairy snatch.

Hairy = FTL

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[rtillaree 10+ year member]

man this is the head shake thread...