Would you hit it?

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

it's a struggle in the summer to get close enough for shade, but not close enough to actually touch her. that's when a fat woman, who wears those ridiculous large hats is useful.

just make her wear brown, with a green hat and say she's a tree

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

just make her wear brown, with a green hat and say she's a tree

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif make her wear a sleeping bag at the house at all times, making sure it's over her head, so i can claim to all my friends that i actually have 2 girls in my bed.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

shade tree whore