word is bond

[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

Lulz

Let me school this plaid skirt wearing *****

Your the only school girl that cant get a dick

Your on Ca.com rappin because you cant be tappin

No funny stories or ***** for you so you must be fappin

I cant bliev you want to call some people out

***** you bitin like tyson cuz you cant win this bout

So sit back, relax and let these words touch your mind

Then bend over and smirk cuz snoop is slammin your behind.

 

[obrien202 10+ year member]

Lulz
Let me school this plaid skirt wearing *****

Your the only school girl that cant get a dick

Your on Ca.com rappin because you cant be tappin

No funny stories or ***** for you so you must be fappin

I cant bliev you want to call some people out

***** you bitin like tyson cuz you cant win this bout

So sit back, relax and let these words touch your mind

Then bend over and smirk cuz snoop is slammin your behind.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif oh snapz

 

[obrien202 10+ year member]

Lulz
Let me school this plaid skirt wearing *****

Your the only school girl that cant get a dick

Your on Ca.com rappin because you cant be tappin

No funny stories or ***** for you so you must be fappin

I cant bliev you want to call some people out

***** you bitin like tyson cuz you cant win this bout

So sit back, relax and let these words touch your mind

Then bend over and smirk cuz snoop is slammin your behind.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif oh snapz

 

[canyouhearmatt 10+ year member]

Lulz
Let me school this plaid skirt wearing *****

Your the only school girl that cant get a dick

Your on Ca.com rappin because you cant be tappin

No funny stories or ***** for you so you must be fappin

I cant bliev you want to call some people out

***** you bitin like tyson cuz you cant win this bout

So sit back, relax and let these words touch your mind

Then bend over and smirk cuz snoop is slammin your behind.

ok i admit i bit your girl on the ear like tyson

but she **** my dick so good i called her dyson

i get money like a typhoon opps, i meant a tycoon

i knock your eyes black like a racoon

have your *** runnin to a boon like deerhunt

but you cant cross my D forced yall to kick punt

you driving RCs but i do my own stunts

we roll mad trees im the paul bunyan of big blunts

you just a little **** but your girl got mad VAG

i ****ed her so good i got a purple heart, plaque and badge

 

[obrien202 10+ year member]

ok i admit i bit your girl on the ear like tysonbut she **** my dick so good i called her dyson

i get money like a typhoon opps, i meant a tycoon

i knock your eyes black like a racoon

have your *** runnin to a boon like deerhunt

but you cant cross my D forced yall to kick punt

you driving RCs but i do my own stunts

we roll mad trees im the paul bunyan of big blunts

you just a little **** but your girl got mad VAG

i ****ed her so good i got a purple heart, plaque and badge

no

 

[Boomintempo 10+ year member]

Yo yo yizzzzoooo check it foo'

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the King's horses, And all the King's men

Couldn't put Humpty together again!

GEEEAAAHHHHHHH

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

*This thread has been cited as possibly the worse use of the english language ever*

 

[Upgrayedd 10+ year member]

white kids........

 

[canyouhearmatt 10+ year member]

Yo yo yizzzzoooo check it foo'
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the King's horses, And all the King's men

Couldn't put Humpty together again!

GEEEAAAHHHHHHH

shut your german shit rap up

 

[Boomintempo 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif I'm not German //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

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[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

ok i admit i bit your girl on the ear like tysonbut she **** my dick so good i called her dyson

i get money like a typhoon opps, i meant a tycoon

i knock your eyes black like a racoon

have your *** runnin to a boon like deerhunt

but you cant cross my D forced yall to kick punt

you driving RCs but i do my own stunts

we roll mad trees im the paul bunyan of big blunts

you just a little **** but your girl got mad VAG

i ****ed her so good i got a purple heart, plaque and badge

Your not biting my girl, your biting my bottom *****

That sweet taste in your mouth is remnants from my dick

The only shit i punted was your moms **** when she said im late

I was like your sons stupid enough, 2 of them will get more hate

Your rolling trees because you cant smoke that sticky

Your nose is white cuz youve been takin coke off my dicky

I think you should just run cuz bein like DMC is way too tricky

Your rhymes are like sewers, they should stay hidden cuz they be shitty.

The only purple heart your getting is cuz you got mad blue balls

my ***** wanted to chop them off and deck these halls

Its christmas so call this little lesson an early present from saint nick

get your hand out your pants, this is ca.com, dont play with your stank dick

If you wanted to be productive you could stop your mom from turnin tricks

Shes out yellin "$100 for anal, $50 for *****, $20 for handjobs and $5 for licks

 

[Toone 10+ year member]

Aye Aye Aye Okay Okay Okay Aye Aye Younggg toooneeee entertainementtttttt

Aye CA you ready wit me?

Quarter ohm , half an ohm, whole ohm, Aye

Quarter sheet, half a sheet , mdf OKAY!

Stupid fruity in yo booty feelin like bannana booty big judy wit da booty have *****es feelin like they fruity

AYE AYE AYE KAY OKAY OKAY

Juiceee NNNN CUUUKIES

 

[Boomintempo 10+ year member]

Aye Aye Aye Okay Okay Okay Aye Aye Younggg toooneeee entertainementttttttAye CA you ready wit me?

Quarter ohm , half an ohm, whole ohm, Aye

Quarter sheet, half a sheet , mdf OKAY!

Stupid fruity in yo booty feelin like bannana booty big judy wit da booty have *****es feelin like they fruity

AYE AYE AYE KAY OKAY OKAY

Juiceee NNNN CUUUKIES

Dun no how n e 1 gon compeet wit dis rite hurr //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

 

[canyouhearmatt 10+ year member]

Aye Aye Aye Okay Okay Okay Aye Aye Younggg toooneeee entertainementttttttAye CA you ready wit me?

Quarter ohm , half an ohm, whole ohm, Aye

Quarter sheet, half a sheet , mdf OKAY!

Stupid fruity in yo booty feelin like bannana booty big judy wit da booty have *****es feelin like they fruity

AYE AYE AYE KAY OKAY OKAY

Juiceee NNNN CUUUKIES

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[canyouhearmatt 10+ year member]

Your not biting my girl, your biting my bottom *****That sweet taste in your mouth is remnants from my dick

The only shit i punted was your moms **** when she said im late

I was like your sons stupid enough, 2 of them will get more hate

Your rolling trees because you cant smoke that sticky

Your nose is white cuz youve been takin coke off my dicky

I think you should just run cuz bein like DMC is way too tricky

Your rhymes are like sewers, they should stay hidden cuz they be shitty.

The only purple heart your getting is cuz you got mad blue balls

my ***** wanted to chop them off and deck these halls

Its christmas so call this little lesson an early present from saint nick

get your hand out your pants, this is ca.com, dont play with your stank dick

If you wanted to be productive you could stop your mom from turnin tricks

Shes out yellin "$100 for anal, $50 for *****, $20 for handjobs and $5 for licks

who said i touch my PP

and by PP i mean paypal

well i did one time

cuz i had to pay your gal

and she didnt take no fees

but she did get on her knees

and when it came time to bust

she opened her mouth and said please

and gave my dick a nice squeeze

and im wearing sunglasses so incase

a stray jizzim wants to attack

yes im back

canyouhearmatt