Women

[jdeaton]

Wanna hear a joke?

Women's rights.

Q: Why did the woman cross the road?

A: Who cares...Whats she doing out of the ****ing kitchen?

Q: Why don't women ski?

A: There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Q: What do you if your dishwasher stops working?

A: Slap her and tell her to get back to work.

Q: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

A: Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Q: What do you call a woman with one black eye?

A: A fast learner.

Q: When is the only time a woman should be above a man?

A: If the kitchen is upstairs.

Q: How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. Just let her work in the dark.

Q: Why do women wear white on their wedding days?

A: So the dish washer matches the fridge.

Q: What does a woman do immediately after leaving a battered womens' shelter?

A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her.

Q: What's the best thing about getting a blowjob?

A: The whole time, she can't talk.

Q: Why do women have arms?

A: Imagine how long it would take to LICK a kitchen clean.

Q: What's the best kind of woman to have *** with?

A: A pregnant one; you get ***** and head at the same time.

Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?

A: Made her chain too long.

Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"?

A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

Q: What do 54, 000 abused woman every year have in common?

A: They don't ****ing listen.

Q: Why did God create yeast infections?

A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating **** once in a while too.

Q. What's the difference between a woman and a sheep?

A. The sheep doesn't get upset if you screw her sister.

Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?

A. Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.

Q. Why is divorce so expensive?

A. Because it's worth it.

Q: Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver?

A: She was a woman.

Q: Why don't women wear watches?

A: There's a clock on the oven.

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Q: What's the best kind of woman to have *** with?A: A pregnant one; you get ***** and head at the same time.

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