** WISH ME LUCK!!! ** snip snip tomorrow!!

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

FUCK THAT SHIT!!!

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

I my balls. they are staying where they are. My penis will be loney without them

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

what, you can't hold your breath for 32 seconds?

32seconds for normal chicks, big chicks takes about 5 mins. The 4 mins and 30seconds is used to find the hole

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

32seconds for normal chicks, big chicks takes about 5 mins. The 4 mins and 30seconds is used to find the hole

i hear you're supposed to roll them in flour to find the wet spot...

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif i'm not 85lbs

Not only do you not know shit about the NBA, but you can't even pick up sarcasm. You are da Winnar! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Not only do you not know shit about the NBA, but you can't even pick up sarcasm. You are da Winnar! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

I know enough about the NBA to not pick Boston and Phoenix in the final matchup //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Please break it down for me Mr. NBA, LOL!

Where were you in the NBA thread? Yeah, thats right, no where.

 

[Fast1one 10+ year member]

A gun with no bullets.....
WtF??

Pistol whip FTW!!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Injected54 10+ year member]

good luck

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

i believe the sperm stays in the testicles, but you still shoot out *** just with no sperm. as for how do the balls not get over crowded with sperm i have no idea. I learned the answer in *** ed. but i have forgotten by now.

It is absorbed into the body. Sometimes when you cut yourself you bleed real blood, other tmes you bleed those little tadpole looking things.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

In for misery.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

It loves company.

 

[CRXBMPN 5,000+ posts]

well obviously i didnt have my balls chopped off you fools, i had a vasectomy, just like i mentioned in a prior thread a while back.

i'm alive and I got some cheap vics to help with the pain...

it was ALOT easier than I thought, but then again I had a 5mg Valium in me so that helped ease the tension. A female resident was helping with the procedure while the male ball snipologist told her what to do. I had an ipod in and my arms over my eyes lol, and i was sweating profusely. I managed to small talk him about "competitive car audio" and he seemed to get a kick out of my loopy-ness.

Anyways, a little tender but a vicodin then two tylenol (repeat throughout the day) seem to make it ok.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

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[CRXBMPN 5,000+ posts]

what? lol