Why Messicans can't be terrorists

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

1. 8:45 am is too early for us to be up.

2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.

3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.

4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.

6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.

7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.

8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.

9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week

before doing it.

10. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.,

11. and last why the hell would we want to kill ourselves

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[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

i was going to mention, can't afford ticket.

i've always known hispanics to be on time and work hard. 1st gen ones anyway.

 

[tru_44 10+ year member]

ok

 

[phyphoestilic 5,000+ posts]

Also it'd be hard to cramp the entire family of 20+ onto the cockpits.

 

[mapolley07 10+ year member]

they manage with vans, why not a 747 cockpit?

 

[phyphoestilic 5,000+ posts]

they manage with vans, why not a 747 cockpit?

tru, cant forget this

 

[mattf 5,000+ posts]

i saw a shitty van driving down the road packed full of mexicans and there were two more standing on the back bumper holding on to the roof rack. id guess there were 10-12 people inside plus the two on the outside.

 

[92SC300 10+ year member]

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

1. 8:45 am is too early for us to be up.
2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.

3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.

 

4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

 

5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.

6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.

7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.

8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.

9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week

before doing it.

10. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.,

11. and last why the hell would we want to kill ourselves

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[mapolley07 10+ year member]

lawlz @ the messican in the dashboard. never seen that b4

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

lol

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[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

most of this is true

 

[rotciv005 10+ year member]

I agree most of this is true.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Funny how 07'ers try to be badasses

 

[Tonyguy 10+ year member]

****, a new George Lopez?