why don't they name hurricanes with "black" names?

[audiolife 5,000+ posts]

well if they named a hurricane a black name it would move slow and be generally lazy wouldnt it? lol or would that be a capricorn huricane?

 

[PRIVATEpastry 10+ year member]

They should rate hurricanes according to their size with different ethnicity of names...

 

[PRIVATEpastry 10+ year member]

Lol, right audiolife. Mexican hurricanes would get the job done fast and then take a nap. Black ones probably wouldn't even get the job done. Asian ones would have to sit down with their calculator to find out the best way to act...

 

[BastardKidKris 10+ year member]

well they name bad things spanish names too
el nino, the santa ana winds

well there are African Killer bees hehe

i pay my dues to george lopez.

el nino is spanish. it is the spanish word for child. like all things spanish, it is dangerous. it kills people and burns down trees. this child is more than a child. it really isnt a child at all. it is a storm. a deadl storm that kills people and burns down trees.

warm water usually builds up around australia. but not anymore with el nino. el nino moves the warm water to somewhere else, namely to other places. where are these other places? these places that also have water, but water isnt usually not as warm as the warm water el nino moves to these said other places. these other places are to the east. of the water.

in peru, they have many names for many things. one of these things they have names for is for people who go fishing, go fishing to make a living. If we had a word for this kind of people that word would be "fisherman". but we dont. in peru, they have different names for things than we do in america. they call that kind of people "pescadores". thats spanish. thats what they speak in peru. when el nino comes, these "pescadores" cant catch any fish. el nino is caused when the peruvian gods get angry. they have been angry for millions of years and have made el nino for millions of years. many many moons ago, the peruvians committed human sacrifice to satiate their gods and end the flood that was caused by el nino. in todays modern dog-eat-dog work-a-day world of scientists, diplomats, McSalad shakers, and george bush jr., we no longer have access to such solutions. we are too proud. we will not commit human sacrifices. we refuse to satiate the peruvian gods. thus, they remiain angry and keep killing us and burning down our trees with el nino

instead of satiating the gods, many of these "scientists" have tried to control el nino with "science". they put up expensive fish-attracting-bueys that run on flashlight batteries. imagine, fighting the power of the gods with flashlight batteries! needless to say, this didnt work and everyone died.

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[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

well if they named a hurricane a black name it would move slow and be generally lazy wouldnt it? lol or would that be a capricorn huricane?

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh: my thoughts exactly. be like, hurricane Shavonda is actually turning around and is going to do nothing for a few days until her credit improves and she gets her child support

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[PRIVATEpastry 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh: my thoughts exactly. be like, hurricane Shavonda is actually turning around and is going to do nothing for a few days until her credit improves and she gets her child support
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Yes!!

Hurricane Oscar came in at 9:00 AM this morning. He worked so hard that he was done and out the door by 9:35.

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

Hurricanes have names that correspond with the regions they affect - so you hear a lot of English and Hispanic names. Typhoons have mostly Asian names.

 

[audiolife 5,000+ posts]

i would name them after muppets..like gonzo, bert, ernie,kermit and grover

 

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

i would name them after muppets..like gonzo, bert, ernie,kermit and grover

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[AznRevlAzn 10+ year member]

i would name them after muppets..like gonzo, bert, ernie,kermit and grover

genius!

 

[vettelovr1124 10+ year member]

i would name them after muppets..like gonzo, bert, ernie,kermit and grover

Bert, Ernie, and Grover are on Sesame St.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

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[Heresy 10+ year member]

i always wondered why that is, like why bulls are andered with red.

Actually, bulls are color blind. They are attracted to the motion of waving cape. It isn't like they would go after a completely stationary red wall or not charge you if you were waving a green cape in front of it.

Oh, and the red cape, the muleta, doesn't even come out until the matador is ready to kill the bull. A purple and gold cape, a capote, is what is used during the first tercio when you wear the bull down and guage how it will react. Only in the third tercio is the muleta brought out.

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

Actually, bulls are color blind. They are attracted to the motion of waving cape. It isn't like they would go after a completely stationary red wall or not charge you if you were waving a green cape in front of it.
Oh, and the red cape, the muleta, doesn't even come out until the matador is ready to kill the bull. A purple and gold cape, a capote, is what is used during the first tercio when you wear the bull down and guage how it will react. Only in the third tercio is the muleta brought out.

las muletas are crutches if i'm not mistaken..

 

[Expy2000]

Hurricanes destroy cities..

Blacks destroy cities..

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[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

Hurricanes destroy cities..
Blacks destroy cities..

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