yea she could... or the 10+ body gards that follow her would bust some head's before that thief even got in a 5 ft radius of her..Regardless of how homosexual and ridiculous this is, Oprah is straight OG. Born hood, die hood. I bet if you tried to steal her purse she'd pull a gun outta her hair and shoot your ***.
anyone could whoop paris hilton's ***... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gifparis hilton went to jail. i bet i can still whoop her *** //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
jail don't mean shit. there's a lot of pvssies in jail
..Most of the inmates at FPC Alderson have been convicted of non-violent or white-collar crime. They sleep in bunk beds in dormitories or in cottages.
The prison is nicknamed "Camp Cupcake" by most residents and the media, and "Yale" by one-time attendee Martha Stewart.
wat?martha vs. paris ??
$5 on martha
that's un charted teritory's...No option for Oprahs Vajayjay?
i dunno man.. i see martha as more of a g then paris...camp cupcake?
ok, so martha vs. paris round 2
$5 on paris.
not paris... for sure...martha makes cupcakes and plants flowers.
paris fcks on tape.
whats more G?