Who wants to die young?

[Bob Saget]

Spider Monkey & AzzFace have over 24,000 posts of worthless shit. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[BlactimusCrime 10+ year member]

Spider Monkey & AzzFace have over 24' date='000 posts of worthless sh[b']i[/b]t. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

true story

 

[BlactimusCrime 10+ year member]

**** it you know what?
No more Mr. Nice Guy, I come in your threads and I post so that you think someone gives a **** about your stupid worthless so called "life" well this is the end of the ******* line. From now on im gonna make your message board life a living hell and you cant do anything about it except burn, and if someone comes to put the fire out ill tear them down like a tree limb by limb just like I did you. I almost want you to test me just so I can unleash the beast on your sorry *** and be done with you forever so go ahead and give me the green light,****.

What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant **** mouthing off at me with something he sure as **** could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons ******* spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons ******* ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead **** through the new massive hole in his face I created.

But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be ******* dumb enough to talk to me like that on here.

Please tell me this is all a giant troll.... or are you that much of a c0cky d!ckhead?

 

[BlactimusCrime 10+ year member]

I'm getting sick and tired of listening to your ****. You keep pushing me day in and day out, and eventually you'll push me past the point of no return. I don't give a **** who you are or where you live, you can count on me to be there to bring your ******* life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much ******* pain that it'll make jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ******* back massage on a tropical island.I don't give a **** how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many ******* guns you own to protect yourself.
I'll ******* show up at your house when you aren't at home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. I'll turn your air conditioning on high and open all the windows. I'll turn your cable box on and order 20 pay per view channels at once, and I'll pick up your phone and dial a pay-per-minute *** line in Japan.

I'm going to run your utility bills up so ******* high that you can't pay them. You're going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a ******* heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for your ******* life, wondering what I did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery.

And when you walk out the front door of that hospital to go home, I'll run you over with my ******* car out of nowhere and kill you.I just want you to know how easily I could ******* destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great ******* length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ******* hell. It's too ******* late to save yourself, but don't bother committing ******* either...I'll ******* resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitchfaced ****.

Welcome to hell, population: you.

I am quite offended by the crucifixion reference in that //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Please tell me this is all a giant troll.... or are you that much of a c0cky d!ckhead?

You don't know who you're ****in with. Spider Monkey is a 216 pound black man. He works as a security guard for a professional skater. He carries guns, and he has been trained to use them in the event of an emergency and has been trained where to shoot to show self defense. He also has a 11 inch **** that he'll ram up your ***.

 

[Bob Saget]

You don't know who you're ****in with. Spider Monkey is a 216 pound black man. He works as a security guard for a professional skater. He carries guns, and he has been trained to use them in the event of an emergency and has been trained where to shoot to show self defense. He also has a 11 inch **** that he'll ram up your ***.

Not everyone takes black cock up the ass like Randy Savage. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Not everyone takes black cock up the ass like Randy Savage. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Is that the best response you can come up with? I'm tired of your holier than thou facade on this forum' date=' just because you joined after me doesn't mean people care about you. I'm sorry you live your life in a shell and will never understand what it's like to be an adult. So I am now telling you to grow up and stop pretending that I care. Got that, faggot?

 

[Bob Saget]

Just so you queers know, you are very entertaining to those of us with lives.

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Just so you queers know' date=' you are very entertaining to those of us with lives.[/quote']
you know, you really need to stop rofling at me because that **** is straight disrespectful and me and many other people dont appreciate disrespec, some day youre gonna rofl at the wrong badass motherfucker and hes going to teach you a lesson you wont forget very soon ok? you might think its funny to laugh at other people but some of us have feelings too and you need to take into account because if you hurt other people theyre going to hurt you back, prolly with shotguns and rokcetlaunchers. what goes around comes around motherfucker

 

[Bob Saget]

Telling me how fucking tough you are might work on the playground, but it means shit-all to me.
And I'll make it easy for you, I bounce at 2 clubs in Texas, one called Monte Carlo's. You can find it's location at Clubmontecarlos.com - Clubmontecarlos and Monte Carlo, and Im there every Friday and Saturday nights from 9pm til close. The other club is called GiGi's, and it's a strip club in Dallas. I'm either at one club or the other, every weekend, depending on where Im needed.

You wont be the first roid hound I've put through a window, and you wont be the last.

All you have to do is show up, cause some shit, and we'll see what you got.

Hope to see you soon.

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