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Doughnut burger, fried butter, new foods at state fairs - USATODAY.com

INDIANAPOLIS — The Hoosier family behind last year's chocolate-covered bacon at the Indiana State Fair is at it again.

Their newest offering? A burger served between two Krispy Kremes, known simply as the doughnut burger.

Veteran concessionaire Dennis Reas said that if his family wants to survive selling novelty fair food, he must think of new products every year to keep the customers coming back.

"You just have to have something new to keep people entertained," said Reas, 53, as fair visitors circled his stands around lunchtime. "Every year we try to come up with something new."

And it seems to be working — even if the $6.50 burger and another new offering, deep-fried butter, produced almost as many questions as orders from the first customers of the 17-day fair.

Visitors can sample a hog's trough of oddball fair foods: deep-fried sushi, deep-fried dill pickles, deep-fried candy bars, chocolate-covered popcorn balls, root-beer marinated ribs and the garbage burger — a pork patty covered with pulled pork on a bun. But it was the deep-fried butter and doughnut burgers that drew the customers and the "just curious."

"That's awesome," said Stacey Hine, 32, after she took the first bite of her burger topped with bacon. "Seriously, that is so good."

Blake Reas freezes the butter and covers it in cinnamon before cutting it into cubes and frying it in something that's been at the fair for years: funnel cake batter.

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[banks8604 10+ year member]

that combo doesnt even sound appealing lol

 

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you have been warned.

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just fyi: I have relatives from not so far back that were nimibian tribesman. they happen to have fought lions just to become warriors. I dont know what you know about lions but they aren't like your average cat. I bet you would absolutely **** yourself if you ever saw a real life lion.. especially if you were only holding a sharpened stick and you were *****. come talk to me when some of your family members have gone on the zambutu bibjano; aka the trial of life. until you have done half the **** that they have maybe you shouldnt even talk to me like this. I know you think you're hard and **** but guess what pal.. u arent'. now go grow some namibian genes and we'll talk about this **** for real

One pull of the trigger is all it takes, to take a life. Those lions will be my supper, and your head will be placed on a flagpole waving the zhatiti flag, yah filthy ass rat.

 

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come near me, and ill drop kick you to the ground. After which you are down, and trying to cope with the air being knocked out of your lungs, ill step on over, and do an inverted axe kick with my steel tipped combat boots, and make your face permanately disfigured for life. Not even a fat bitch will wanna see your hideous looks, and you will be mentally scarred for the short amount of time before you commit ******* //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[BlactimusCrime 10+ year member]

just fyi: I have relatives from not so far back that were nimibian tribesman. they happen to have fought lions just to become warriors. I dont know what you know about lions but they aren't like your average cat. I bet you would absolutely **** yourself if you ever saw a real life lion.. especially if you were only holding a sharpened stick and you were *****. come talk to me when some of your family members have gone on the zambutu bibjano; aka the trial of life. until you have done half the **** that they have maybe you shouldnt even talk to me like this. I know you think you're hard and **** but guess what pal.. u arent'. now go grow some namibian genes and we'll talk about this **** for real

WTF do youre ancestors have to do with you being a bad ***? bet you didnt a$srape a gorilla or whatever the fVck you just said they did . My father couldve been the #1 marine sniper, doesnt mean im a good shot....

 

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Listen, I don't know where you are from, but where I'm from we HIT ******* LIKE YOU. That's right, no disrespect needed. No toning down required. Just straight ***** slaps and choking. If we meet, I'm slapping your **** on sight.

You can slap all you want, ill grab my crowbar from the toolbox, and put your sick ass in a coma, you STD carrying crack whore.

 

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That's totally not appropriate. I didn't even make that outrageous of a claim, but you definitely disrespected me, and the entire scientific community on that one. I don't care if you just know that much about the subject, or you are just ignorant to the facts that are in the field that I am an expert on, but come on. Don't bullshit the fact that I know more about this than you do. Just come straight and say you don't know what you're talking about, and we'll be cool. Seriously? This is fucking bullshit, you shouldn't get so riled up about such trivial things, but if you do, you're a fucking retard. Go home and make love to your fucking real doll. You don't know shit about what we're talking about and you need to fucking leave this thread right now. Buy a bullet and rent a gun, because sir, you are finished in life.

Don't start with what you can't finish ho. And I think you forgot to add the "I" to the "DKE", so let me finish that for you, "DIKE".