Who wants some?

[Chuck Norris 10+ year member]

Come get some!

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[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

not me, i just want an autograph! I pity the fewl stupid enough to neg rep chuck norris!

 

[jujumantb 10+ year member]

This chuck norris thing isnt getting old at all... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif

 

[chozen1 10+ year member]

I BRUCE LEROY WILL CHALLENGE U

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[Chuck Norris 10+ year member]

I may be old by age, but if you ask your girlfriend about be. She'll tell you that I'm a young stallion by night.

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[chozen1 10+ year member]

I may be old by age, but if you ask your girlfriend about be. She'll tell you that I'm a young stallion by night.
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I know your moms is in iraq kicking some al-kida ass but she knows i will put that good dic.k in her and have her yelling sweet jesus all night

 

[80INCHES 5,000+ posts]

um is this thread 4real....lol

i tel u the comic releaf is good

80

 

[baseballer1100 5,000+ posts]

This chuck norris thing isnt getting old at all... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif

Very Very TRUE

 

[LuNaTiC 10+ year member]

Leeroy jenkins will pwn chuck.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

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[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

who's the master?!?!

shonuff

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

Take life one day at a time

That's what a wise man said to me

He said, life and all its complexities

Is the ultimate test for you and me

When you walk, hold your head up high

For the master's watching you from the sky

I know not what trouble lies ahead

Before you fight, use your head!

It's time to leave the nest where you were born

This journey you must make alone

Spread your wings and fly fly!

There's a power deep inside you,

An inner strength you'll find in time of need...

The glow!

Like the seasons love will come and go

When it's right you'll automatically know

The wall of mystery exists only in your head

When you become one with yourself...

The wall... will fall!

The journey now before you is the final test

You've learn your lessons well

I can't teach you no more!

There's a power deep inside you,

An inner strength you'll find in time of need...

The glow!

You are the last dragon

You possess the power of the glow!

You are the last dragon

You possess the power of the glow!

You are... You are...

 

[Chuck Norris 10+ year member]

You gonna get it real good son!

 

[Mr. T]

Watch your cornhole dude.

 

[Chuck Norris 10+ year member]

it's gonna be full of snakeskin, followed by a backhand to the jaw!

 

[Mr. T]

I once captured Bigfoot, but released him after I shaved the beast and realized that it was just Chuck Norris walking around naked in the woods.

 

[Chuck Norris 10+ year member]

No. You released me because my humongous penis squashed you like a bug!

 

[Vin Diesel]

Shut up.

 

[snebes 10+ year member]

this is the first thread that has made me laugh in a long time...

Oh and Chuck, mr. diesel thinks he can roundhouse kick better!

 

[HydroCloud 10+ year member]

Mr. T > Chuck Norris