I dunno, kinda hard to find a decent costume when you 6'5" 285 and wear glasses.... Most cool costumes are too small, any cool masks are screwd by needing glasses... (Can't stand contacts in my eyes)...
I was thinking of either going as a Special Forces Soldier type outfit or a Ninja (witout the mask)... For the Soldier, I could just wear some Camo BDUs and a tactical vest that has a holster for my Glock (but I'd put a disabled Softair pistol in it) or I guess for the Ninja, I could wear a all Black Karate Gi, Ninja sword and Tabis that I have... People freak out when they see the two toed Tabi Shoes....
Was at Johnny Brock's Costume store and they had a huge hand that was the ""Shocker".... I told the lady I thought it was funny, but did not want to explain it to my 14 yr old daughter... She was like, whats wrong with it??? I said, ""The Shocker???"" You never heard of it??? Blank Stare, long pause.....
I did the hand sign, kind moved it back and fourth and said, ever heard the phrase "Two in the Pink, one in the Stink"? Couple more seconds of the Blank stare and it kicked in, she turned all red and said, OMG, I can't beleive we are selling that.... My friend and I just cracked up....
