what to get the girl

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

You're getting somthing for a 6 month mark. That's retarded.

 

[mikey060 10+ year member]

x2 on the penis mold...but fill the mold with jello afterwards and spray whip cream all over it

lol

 

[DIPayton 10+ year member]

x2 on the penis mold...but fill the mold with jello afterwards and spray whip cream all over it
lol

agreed! I will be doing this if I ever make it 6 months with 1 girl.

 

[mikey060 10+ year member]

agreed! I will be doing this if I ever make it 6 months with 1 girl.

haha make sure to take lots of pics . of her "eating" it of course....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

wtf is with you fruits? just bake her a cupcake with a condom in the middle. when she bites into the condom, say something sweet, like nice shoes, wanna fuck? or something similar that isn't so cheesy. if she doesn't it wasn't worth the time and effort you put into this hoe.

i can't believe i read all this mush //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif if you have to get her flowers, get a venus flytrap //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[mikey060 10+ year member]

hahahahahah oh man, venus flytrap.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

*** in the butt

OOOH YA!
IDB FTW!

 

[jalverson 10+ year member]

a *****, cause ya know she wants a normal size ****? just kiddin man, dinner flowers if she doesn't have rank feet a foot rub goes a looooooooong way if ya know what i mean:naughty:

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

flowers? foot rubs? dinner? what the hell has happened to the male species? your job as a man is to get your penis in her ****** and the best way to do that is through alcohol. buy her some nice wine and make her drink till she passes out, then it's your time to go to work.

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

get her a blow up doll of iceteebone. the blow up doll will be jus like him it will just sit around all day and rock your girlfriends world

with his 2 inch tool //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

get her a blow up doll of iceteebone. the blow up doll will be jus like him it will just sit around all day and rock your girlfriends world































with his 2 inch tool //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

you must be mistaken junior. if you get blow up doll of me penis it'll be taller then your women. the 2" tool you are referring to is attached to the penis for her pleasure //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

you must be mistaken junior. if you get blow up doll of me penis it'll be taller then your women. the 2" tool you are referring to is attached to the penis for her pleasure //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

junior??/ hey im not the one who needs a 2 inch tool added on to my penis for plessure. little man //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

junior??/ hey im not the one who needs a 2 inch tool added on to my penis for plessure. i call mine the octagon.

yea but chicks open there legs like an all you can eat buffet for me, where you are one and done //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

yea but chicks open there legs like an all you can eat buffet for me, where you are one and done //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

u kidding me the girls here (when the out of towners arent here, tourist town FTW) close there legs like a time lock at the bank.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

u kidding me the girls here (when the out of towners arent here, tourist town FTW) close there legs like a time lock at the bank.

sucks to be you.