I was just trying to provide some part of it that might appeal to your blood and guts sports ways.
And, actually I don't get drunk on the course, I was just letting you know it could be done. I have 3 or 4 beers and try to hit good golf shots, however rare they are.
It might be that I don't find hockey interesting because I don't care to understand its nuances. But this is probably the same for you with golf. The first time you hit a 7-iron 160 yards right next to the pin = hooked. Especially if you've tried long enough to know how rare but satisfying that is.
Plus we have no ice rink near me in FL.