What makes the worst farts?

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

My vice was cheap beer then midnight snacking on chicken nuggets and dipping cheezits in peanut butter.

But it seemed that no matter what I ate, as long as I drank a lot of cheap beer (icehouse, keystone, busch light) I would have farts so horrid that it could make wallpaper fall off. You know a fart is gonna be bad when you feel a burst of heat come out of your ***.

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

My vice was cheap beer then midnight snacking on chicken nuggets and dipping cheezits in peanut butter.
But it seemed that no matter what I ate, as long as I drank a lot of cheap beer (icehouse, keystone, busch light) I would have farts so horrid that it could make wallpaper fall off. You know a fart is gonna be bad when you feel a burst of heat come out of your ***.

Any hot fart is going to kill....very true

 

[millerscents 10+ year member]

Any hot fart is going to kill....very true

x100:laugh:

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/word.gif.64b12e39f936af3b4fff38a1c0bd0244.gif and its never the ones that make your pants blow off your ***. It's like the really warm little ones that just barely eek out.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/word.gif.64b12e39f936af3b4fff38a1c0bd0244.gif and its never the ones that make your pants blow off your ***. It's like the really warm little ones that just barely eek out.

Most of the time my worst smelling ones are the "silent but deadly" type. Probably because it's concentrated *** sewage and not broken up like how a "normal" fart sounds.

All I hear is a "pfffffffff" and then I just smell it and nearly gag.