What have you hitt And not db Wise

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I = teh biggest loozer!!!!!!!
Last night I did this!

It means I win!!!!

Winner!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I gave up the parental right so I'm not obligated to pay child support //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

I could have sworn you said not too long ago you were paying for the child. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

Anyway, like I have said before. You are one of many pieces of shit that do shit like this.

Honestly I would like to tie a rope to you and put it around my bumper and drag you over a rock infested road built to Nascar lengths.

 

[twisztdauthorit 10+ year member]

1st crash was 16years old.. going down a wet muddy road and slid into a newly tacked horse coral... almost missed the brush gaurd... The top post dominoed and took down 6 posts with it.

Car started ****ing up afterwards and we sold it.

most previously i drove into the back of twisztdpunisher's truck... My girlfriend and I were looking for a certain track on my cd and next thing ya know oo shit he stopped. lol

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

1st: when i was 16 i totalled my first car. i had just replaced a driveaxle and the allignment was off. i was driving to a friends when it was raining really hard. flicked my cig out the window and it came back in and landed on my lap. i tried to get it off but it was burning me, i freaked and let go of the wheel for 1 second. then i nailed a pole and bent the steering wheel with my chest.

***pix at bottom***

2nd: in my second car i was on my way to work. stopped for a school bus and was rear ended by a cop. cop took full responsibility like a good pig.

3rd: when i first got my 98 blazer (which i just sold this summer), i was out with friends. turned around in a clubs parking lot and was rear ended by some drunk *******. got into a high speed chase doing over 100mph and blowin red lights. my friend who was tripping on shrooms somehow managed to see the lisence plate number. called the cops, cops GAVE ME the drivers address ha ha ha. i went to their house that night and slashed all his tires //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

pix of my first car

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Only thing I have hit in my 3 1/2 years of driving is a ditch...

Last year on Opening Day of gun season I killed a nice 8-point so I took it home to my parent's house 1 1/2 hours away to show my dad and skin it. Well I met up with an ex later that night and we messed around for a while and before I knew it, it was 1:30.. She begged me to spend the night, but my dumbass decided I was going hunting again in the morning.. So i get back in Starkville at 3:00 in the morning, knowing I need to be up my 5:30.. i end up taking about an hour nap...

As I was driving to my hunting spot I dozed off..Scared the shit out of me.. I knew I had to get to my spot and i'd just nap up the tree..Well, when I was less than 200 YARDS from the gate I was going to park at..I doze off again.NExt thing I know I am looking at a pine thicket and my Blazer is going every which way. I slammed on my brakes but I slid in some wet dirt and it was too late..Ran off into a 3 foot deep ditch filled with soft dirt/mud. My blazer was sitting at about a 60 degree angle on the drivers side door/quarterpanel. .Climbed out my passenger side door..Called the towtruck and it got me out.. Only damage it did was messed up the long piece right below the drivers side doors, and kind of messed up my front bumper and fog lights a little..

That is probably the most scared I have ever been. If I would have fallen asleep on the highway going 70mph, I could have easily died. Luckily I was only going 25mph and there were no large trees around to hit..

 

[nate2587 10+ year member]

I hit the one on the left

and this one..

and this one.. to the left also

 

[nate2587 10+ year member]

to the left again

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I could have sworn you said not too long ago you were paying for the child. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif
Anyway, like I have said before. You are one of many pieces of shit that do shit like this.

Honestly I would like to tie a rope to you and put it around my bumper and drag you over a rock infested road built to Nascar lengths.

What did I do asshat? When I found out I had a daughter I spent over $1000 on my credit card and am still paying on it.

I left high school immediately after graduation not knowing she was pregnant. I came back 3 years later and found out she had a kid. I could've ignored it, but I took it upon myself to go to her house and find out what was up. She didn't track me down. I then proceeded to spend the $1000 on her, and the ex abruptly took the child and fled to North Carolina. Well she came back to Michigan and forced me into giving the kid up for adoption. She is getting married and the kid thinks her fiance is her dad. She is almost 4 years old and this wasn't the time to turn her life upside down, so I gave up the rights and her step father legally adopted her. It was the ex who wanted this. It was the best decision for the child so fat bastard get back on your high horse and ride off a cliff.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

god icee and big bout to ruin another thread

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

My turn to ruin a thread

I hit this a lot...

 

[ArrizX 10+ year member]

its on again

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

god icee and big bout to ruin another thread

Notice how it's always bigfagtheory starting it, and he's 8 years older then me. Apparently maturity hasn't set in yet.

 

[nate2587 10+ year member]

my god deerhunt wtf! don't post that shit

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

My turn to ruin a thread
I hit this a lot...

isnt that your pregnant sister?

 

[nate2587 10+ year member]

isnt that your pregnant sister?

cousin prolly