What do you do to get yourselves up in the morning?

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

I usually wake up, go directly into the bathroom to take my daily shit and take one hit off my bong before wiping my *** and hopping in the shower.

Then i go downstairs turn the TV on and watch the news while I am making breakfast and get ready to head to work.

 

[jesse59672 10+ year member]

i first roll over on my girlfriend, hoping to get some early-morning ***. whether successful or not i then usually go smoke a cigarette. then take a shower somewhat afterwards etc

 

[Lubega 10+ year member]

My fiance she usually likes to beat my *** when she gets up and I am able to sleep in due to different work schedules. Good thing she beats me down so good that I get tired. Wakes her up though. I am starting to get tired of it.

That's how she gets up? First thing she does is wails on you? Hmmm... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[denim 5,000+ posts]

Fear of losing my job.

 

[Audio Master 10+ year member]

slap one off or get the misus to do it for me then have a smoke and a coffe and crank the tunes to wake the neibours im thee neibourhood alarm clock but the meatbeat is the best bit gets rid of the mornin glory tentpole

 

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

Hit the gym, hit the shower, hit a smoke, and hit a Red Bull.

 

[wu36ca 10+ year member]

If I got at least 6.5 hours of sleep then the shower should cut it. If for some reason I do not get the required amount of sleep I get a small cappuccino from the coffee shop at my work. This thing packs enough caffeine to keep me going for a long time. I try to avoid caffeine so I really ge the benefit when I do have some.

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

i dont touch coffe or any caffine till i get to work.. then it's mt dew alll day....

im a morning person.... sometimes... but im usually up and ready to go unless i got less then 4hrs of sleep..