Polo black gets 'em every time.
I've always heard that colognes smell different on different people, though (depending on your diet mostly).
Also, I've seen two people put "/thread" like it's some magical command that ends the discussion. If I was powerful enough to instantly win a conversation with "/thread" then I would be president. I feel like "/opinion" would be more appropriate for what those people are trying to say.
/rant