well the first thing I do . . .

[lolumad over 10+ year member]

Talk to to corporate (like a boss)

Approve memos (like a boss)

Lead a workshop (like a boss)

Remember birthdays (like a boss)

Direct workflow (like a boss)

My own bathroom (like a boss)

Micromanage (like a boss)

Promote Synergy (like a boss)

Hit on Debra (like a boss)

Get rejected (like a boss)

Swallow sadness (like a boss)

Send some faxes (like a boss)

Call a *** line (like a boss)

Cry deeply (like a boss)

Demand a refund (like a boss)

Eat a bagel (like a boss)

Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)

No promotion (like a boss)

Fifth of vodka (like a boss)

Shit on Debra's desk (like a boss)

Buy a gun (like a boss)

In my mouth (like a boss)

Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit!

pussy out (like a boss)

Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss)

Jump out the window (like a boss)

**** a dude's dick (like a boss)

Score some coke (like a boss)

Crash my car (like a boss)

**** my own dick (like a boss)

Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)

Chop my balls off (like a boss)

Black out in the sewer (like a boss)

Meet a giant fish (like a boss)

fuck its brains out (like a boss)

Turn into a jet (like a boss)

Bomb the Russians (like a boss)

Crash into the sun (like a boss)

Now I'm dead (like a boss)

Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then?

No doubt

You chop your balls off and die?

Hell yeah

And I think at one point there you said something about ******* your own dick

Nope!

Actually I'm pretty sure you did

Nah, that ain't me

Okay, well this has been eye opening for me

I'm the boss

Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times

I'm the boss

Yeah yeah I got it!

I'm the boss

No I heard you, see ya later

LIKE A BOSS!

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[basscort2009 5,000+ posts]

dumb

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Like a boss day?

 

[twistedchild420 5,000+ posts]

I am actually the boss right now.

 

[lolumad over 10+ year member]

dumb

GFY

 

[basscort2009 5,000+ posts]

GFY

still dumb

 

[lolumad over 10+ year member]

still dumb

You can still GFY

 

[ryl515 10+ year member]

Last week I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film.

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

I'm like a boss. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Been away for awhile...welcome back Spidey!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Coolhandluke]

I am a boss everday........even when I am off. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[jerseysfinest08]

lol @ the lonely island good stuff

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

the boss sucked me off this morning.