Well, it took a month..

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

all joking aside though mormons or LDS aren't all the bad... My Aunt, Uncle, & cousins live just outside SLC.. Right by Solitude and Brighton (Midvale??? or something else like it).
If I could pick anywhere to move to it would be SLC. The city is beautiful (in the Rocky's unlike Denver which is over 1 hour away). The Real Estate is cheap relative to other cities. Plus there are good jobs in certain industries. When I get a couple more years experience I may make an attempt to move there.

Plus over 50% of the city is non-LDS now anyway, it's really a cool mix of culture.

true i used to live in the salt lake area till about 2 month's ago.. I mean im white and i speak spanish just from being around mexicans a lot there are a lot of interesting in down town salt lake but outside of salt lake county... its pretty gay here in utah

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

i am only 15 but i am turning atheist because there are so many different religions and not a **** person has seen Jesus or God and dont they call the Bible or something in the Bible, Ghossip or something of the sort? That is all it is to me. How is one religion correct when there are more than 20 religions? People went to war over God because they didnt think the other religion was correct? I am going to start studing Budism or however you spell it because I think you should live by rules, but Budah was a real man to my knowledge as in people met him and he wrote his work and learned his teachings. All prophets supossivly heard him in a dream or saw him in a vision. Why spit b/s if there is a hell, i dont want to go, but i honestly do not want to live forever. I would get bored as poo after a while. Any comments on this?

same can be said about jesus, but if you really want to discuss it feel free to send me a message

 

[Phrozt 10+ year member]

Pee on them.

 

[loserpunk 10+ year member]

i am only 15 but i am turning atheist because there are so many different religions and not a **** person has seen Jesus or God and dont they call the Bible or something in the Bible, Ghossip or something of the sort? That is all it is to me. How is one religion correct when there are more than 20 religions? People went to war over God because they didnt think the other religion was correct? I am going to start studing Budism or however you spell it because I think you should live by rules, but Budah was a real man to my knowledge as in people met him and he wrote his work and learned his teachings. All prophets supossivly heard him in a dream or saw him in a vision. Why spit b/s if there is a hell, i dont want to go, but i honestly do not want to live forever. I would get bored as poo after a while. Any comments on this?

no one saw jesus? by that statement alone i highly question how much of the "bible" you've read

sure no one that's alive today....they'd be over 2000 yrs old, but he is mentioned in NUMEROUS historical documents outside the bible......the koran for example (which was written hundreds of years later)

 

[CBFryman2 5,000+ posts]

Well boys, I live in the heartland, UTAH!! If I pull the ***** thing they will have to come back just to save me from my evil, wicked ways. Me and my entire family have been through this all before. We have yet to find a way to get them to leave us alone. They always come back! I'm really thinking about inviting them in and tell them we can split the time. They can give thier spill for half of the time and I can try to convince them the other way for the rest of the time. Maybe after a few sesions of that tey will have had eough, then again......//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

Try living in lake city. We have mormons and end timers.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I think Christian people who stand outside of Walmart and hand me flyers trying to get me to come to their Church and give them money are annoying too...I don't know why but I don't have the nerve to just tell them leave me alone..smile and walk away..
I've never had any run-ins with any Mormon cults or anything..but I do live in Alabama, the heart of the Bible/Meth belt..between the two people can come up with some pretty wild ideas..

We dont ever get to have any fun with the Mormons living in the south..//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

 

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

draw a pentagram on the floor light a bunch of candles and incents around it get ***** get a frozen chicken outta the freezer set it down it front of you on the floor and talk in jibberish

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Unreal.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

We dont ever get to have any fun with the Mormons living in the south..//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

Are you kidding? My best friend knows how to find them somehow. He's dated like every single one in town...

But yeah, they dont go door to door as much. Ive only ever seen 1 set and I was already being nice to them before it actually dawned on me who they were.

 

[Phrozt 10+ year member]

this thread is too funny to be lost

 

[CBFryman2 5,000+ posts]

Are you kidding? My best friend knows how to find them somehow. He's dated like every single one in town...
But yeah, they dont go door to door as much. Ive only ever seen 1 set and I was already being nice to them before it actually dawned on me who they were.

Mormons raked my neighbor's yard so she would listen to them //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Ive about hit a pair that ride their bikes by my house. Around dusk and thoes *****es are wearing black slacks on black bikes with a black back pack on in the middle of the road.

 

[Phrozt 10+ year member]

Mormons raked my neighbor's yard so she would listen to them //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
Ive about hit a pair that ride their bikes by my house. Around dusk and thoes *****es are wearing black slacks on black bikes with a black back pack on in the middle of the road.

I'm sorry that you were ever under the impression that mormons had any common sense to begin with.

They believe some retard looked into a hat to be divinely enlightened....

 

[Pyro_By_Nature 5,000+ posts]

Utah sucks balls except some parts of salt lake /story

 

[cobra65427289 10+ year member]

Make pamphlets based on chuck norris and why god should fear him, give it to them and tell them they are welcome any time they would like to watch some roundhouse kicks.

 

[Orion Man 10+ year member]

but the mormons finally showed up last night. I recently moved in with the G/F and I have been waiting for them to show up. As always they just wanted to know if "I wanted to hear the word of heavenly christ". I told the kids, "No, I'm not part of your cult and I don't care to be". After a few silent seconds one kid said "It's not a cult". I told him he can call it whatever he wants but you knocked on my door and I call it a cult. After that I just closed the door in thier face. I imagine they will be back next week. I think next time I'll invite them in and try to convert them to non-mormonism.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif

Hey bro, watch what your saying about other people's religions. Especially on forums. Keep your opinions to yourself. Respect others and what they believe. And yes, I am LDS. And NO, its not a cult. I'm not going to preach to you, just keep it off the forums! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Make pamphlets based on chuck norris and why god should fear him, give it to them and tell them they are welcome any time they would like to watch some roundhouse kicks.

Already got photoshop open //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif