well... i got drunk last night

[joeboxer5876 10+ year member]

i went golfing 2-6 and was drinking the whole time. went to the bar afterward with a couple friends that i was golfing with. we stayed in a motel that night some time in the middle of the night i walked out of the room butt ***** with a shirt on and passed out in the hallway. 10 min later some lady that worked there threw a table cloth on me and took me to my room. i still cant believe it happened!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

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[CrispedUp 10+ year member]

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[Idealrealist 10+ year member]

¡Ja Ja! Did she give you a ZJ?

 

[Trez0r 10+ year member]

pics or it didnt happen

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[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

why were you ***** in a motel room with your friends?

 

[Idealrealist 10+ year member]

Cranktime?

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

thats kind of ****ed up lol. im sure she copped a feel too.

kind of a win/win i guess.

 

[SeanDub 10+ year member]

Cranktime?

Cranktime

 

[Idealrealist 10+ year member]

Crank it to me!

 

[joeboxer5876 10+ year member]

im sure the lady and the hotel has pictures.

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

im sure the lady and the hotel has pictures.

too bad she's not a member of ca.com. would be one of the better threads ive seen on here.

hmmm, that sounded kind of gay //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[joeboxer5876 10+ year member]

why were you ***** in a motel room with your friends?

i think i might have been taking a shit and forgot to put my pants back on. have no idea why i walked out of the room.

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

i think i might have been taking a shit and forgot to put my pants back on. have no idea why i walked out of the room.

well if you forgot to put your pants back on, you probably forgot to wipe as well. and beer shits are definitely a "must wipe" situation.

 

[jer_stud56 10+ year member]

does any of your friends assholes hurt? If so you guys should all probably get HIV tests. You disgusting fvkers.

Yeah you guys like golfin cause you like puttin your balls in holes. ickyyyyy

I'm just kidding...that's really a pretty funny story though.

 

[Idealrealist 10+ year member]

You were definitely buttseckzed.