We are the knights who say...

[saywhat? 5,000+ posts]

LOL i laughed so hard at the first post LOL

 

[Raven 10+ year member]

Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.

Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.

Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?

Peasant 1: Burn them.

Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?

Peasant 1: More witches!!!!

Peasant 2: *jabs Peasant 1* ... Wood.

Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?

Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?

Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?

Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.

Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?

Peasant 1: Oh yeah.

Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?

Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!

Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?

Peasant 1: Bread.

Peasant 2: Apples.

Peasant 3: Very small rocks.

Peasant 1: Cider.

Peasant 2: Great gravy.

Peasant 3: Cherries.

Peasant 1: Mud.

Peasant 2: Churches.

Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!

King Arthur: A Duck.

Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...

Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck...then she's made of wood.

Sir Bedevere: And therefore...

Peasant 1: ...A witch!

Peasant 2: ...A witch!

Peasant 3: ...A witch!

 

[StealthKill 10+ year member]

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I'd fart in her butt.

Lmao! Last thing I expected when readin the topic lol. Sig?

 

[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

This movie was ridiculous... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif When he cut off every limb of the guy in a swordfight... LMAO!

 

[StealthKill 10+ year member]

"Its just a flesh wound, CMON!"

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Not to be a sharpshooter, but I am certain that those knights said "Ni."

 

[Raven 10+ year member]

Yeah, they say Ni. Forgivable grammar mistake. Too good a movie to worry about such things.

 

[Ruthless Pastor 10+ year member]

Catapulted cows ftw!

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Yeah, they say Ni. Forgivable grammar mistake. Too good a movie to worry about such things.

Too good of a movie to let it slide. I don't even know what "neep" is supposed to mean. Now "Ni", we all know what that means.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

that is a great movie, i loved the ending lol

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

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I'm gonna have to agree with ya there.

nG

 

[mattf 5,000+ posts]

free post //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif

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[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

blumpkin

 

[cleanerupper 10+ year member]

Too good of a movie to let it slide. I don't even know what "neep" is supposed to mean. Now "Ni", we all know what that means.

Get outta my productive thread. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

Catapulted cows ftw!

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif easier dinner that way since they land hard and you don't have to slaughter them as much