wanna see tits?

Yo, peep dis shit. I was chillin, right. Just kickin it in my favorite corner, when all da sudden, I see dis cracker walkin down da hall, right?

But check dis shit, dis ugly *** ho walks up to him all tryin to be nice and shit. He be actin cold to da bitch, den she come out and ax him 'Do you wanna go to the dance'?

And nigga said "Sorry, I don't date out of my species". I started wild'n yall, I come up out my corna and shouted "AWWW HELL NAW BITCH, HE CALLIN YO *** AN ANIMAL". I was rollin', yall.

 
In high school, me and the boys(I was friends with the jocks and the tough guys) would sit on the two benches outside the lunch room that everyone passed by going in or out after eating. I was definately an ******* to people I didn't like, but I usually didn't just talk shit to people for no reason. Anyways, one day we're all just hanging out on those benches with the normal amount of people walking by to go outside to the parking lot or the bathrooms, or go into the lunchroom when this group of goofy looking freshman girls walk by. By far the goofiest looking one was this giraffe looking bitch that was at least 6'0 tall and had he droopiest, downsy looking face you've ever seen on a girl. Without even thinking I said to the bro's "who's that decrepit looking creature?". Everyone starts cracking up, including the one black kid in our school who moved from Detroit who yells out "HAHAH DAYUM DIS WYTE BOY FUNNY AS FUCK, RIPPIN ON THIS NIGGAS SISTA, CREATURE AHAHAH". Turns out it was one of the kids I've known since like elementary school, but wasn't close friends with's younger sister.
I remember once, my friend and I were sitting outside, with a few other friends, and a girl I happened to like came up to me and asked me for some change so she could buy a mocha chill (At the school I was at, everybody drank fucking mocha chill every day) I told her I was strapped, and as she turns around, my friend loudly says "Damn, hookers are so forward these days", she turns around, just as corner nigger yells "DAY-AM GIRR, HE BEEN CALLIN' YO BITCH-*** A HO, YO BETTA BELIEVE IH'"
FUCKING LULZ

 
In high school, me and the boys(I was friends with the jocks and the tough guys) would sit on the two benches outside the lunch room that everyone passed by going in or out after eating. I was definately an ******* to people I didn't like, but I usually didn't just talk shit to people for no reason. Anyways, one day we're all just hanging out on those benches with the normal amount of people walking by to go outside to the parking lot or the bathrooms, or go into the lunchroom when this group of goofy looking freshman girls walk by. By far the goofiest looking one was this giraffe looking bitch that was at least 6'0 tall and had he droopiest, downsy looking face you've ever seen on a girl. Without even thinking I said to the bro's "who's that decrepit looking creature?". Everyone starts cracking up, including the one black kid in our school who moved from Detroit who yells out "HAHAH DAYUM DIS WYTE BOY FUNNY AS FUCK, RIPPIN ON THIS NIGGAS SISTA, CREATURE AHAHAH". Turns out it was one of the kids I've known since like elementary school, but wasn't close friends with's younger sister.
You are a Funny MotherFu(ker 97gp!!!

LMAO!

 
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