Wang the Water

[slim8605 10+ year member]

Since we've all discussed pooping in public I figured I would ask everyone about something I'm currently having a problem with. I just moved into a new apartment recently and it has a toilet with a really shallow bowl. Because of this my d!ck is either in the water or touching the bowl when I go to shit. So now I have to either go when my d!ck is really small or hold it while shit //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif. Has anyone else had this problem and how do/did you deal with it?

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[DBBOOM 10+ year member]

Adjust the float level on the tank.

 

[Pootie 10+ year member]

Just rest it on the seat problem solved.

 

[slim8605 10+ year member]

Adjust the float level on the tank.

But its not just the water level. It actually hits the bowl.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I lay my dick in the bath tub while sitting on the throne.

 

[DBBOOM 10+ year member]

Get one of those really thick padded seats.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

or a phonebook

 

[slim8605 10+ year member]

Get one of those really thick padded seats.

I was actually thinking about that but wasn't sure if it would be enough. This toilet really sucks.

 

[DBBOOM 10+ year member]

or a phonebook

Have to cut a hole in the phone book though. LOL

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

time for a new god

 

[slim8605 10+ year member]

or a phonebook

Then I can call random people and let them know how my shit is going

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Have to cut a hole in the phone book though. LOL

Then just save the pages, it equates to extra paper and anyone else who you always wanted to wipe your *** with.

 

[DBBOOM 10+ year member]

Then I can call random people and let them know how my shit is going

LOL

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

you could just have your penis operated on and reduce the size.

problem solved!

 

[slim8605 10+ year member]

you could just have your penis operated on and reduce the size.
problem solved!

But then my girl will leave me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

Thats all I have going for me.

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