wait, i got one

[David19 10+ year member]

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a **********?!''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!

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[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

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[brtnboarder3241 5,000+ posts]

so this is what your kid said to the bus driver today?

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

OP, are you as small and frail as i think you are?

 

[David19 10+ year member]

OP, are you as small and frail as i think you are?

No, just passing a joke off that i saw.. i thought it was dumb enough to post. kthx fail

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

true.... but i was referring to the ava

 

[David19 10+ year member]

true.... but i was referring to the ava

oh no //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif sadly ive gained some weight :/

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

Shirtstain fukin rules!!!!!!!!!

 

[David19 10+ year member]

Shirtstain fukin rules!!!!!!!!!

Lmao...