Vin Diesel

[flakko 5,000+ posts]

hahahha who comes up with this stuff?

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Vin Diesel accidently invented the sport of jousting when he went horseback riding in the middle ages with an erection.

wurd

 

[swc204 10+ year member]

Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

my favorite

 

[saywhat? 5,000+ posts]

Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULL****!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas.

this one had me dying lmao. great shit.

 

[saywhat? 5,000+ posts]

I make onions cry.

and so he tells the truth....

 

[Vin Diesel]

Chuck Norris smack > Vin Diesel smack.
The one about changing his letters around to spell I End Lives is funny though.

You want to be killed dont you?

 

[Vin Diesel]

And, In fact all of these are true.

 

[Chuck Norris 10+ year member]

I ought to kick your ***, thief.!

 

[Vin Diesel]

Dont be mad because my facts are facts

 

[Chuck Norris 10+ year member]

fraud, I'm the man. You're gay.

 

[Chuck Norris 10+ year member]

anyone ever mention to you that you look like a giant penis?

 

[Henry Winkler]

vin diesel is just everything everyone hates about themselves balled up into one man... and the chicks dig it. pathetic

 

[Chuck Norris 10+ year member]

ehhhhh.

I remember that show when I was younger.

 

[Mr. T]

Learn how to act fool!

Too much jibba-jabba

 

[Vin Diesel]

At least chicks still dig me, you huys must have gone through that phase about 30 years ago, right?