compromise with her, tell her you will get snipped, but then after you are healed, and trying to flush all the leftover swimmers out of you, you are going to piihb.
I've had it done. It's an in office proceedure. It involves getting a shot of local in the scrotum (very fine needle couldn't feel). Next, they make small incisions on each side of your sack and cut and tie the goo tubes so your pollywog plumbing is no longer a circuit.
Lastly, you go back in a few weeks and ******** so they can examine your ejaculate to make sure it took.
It was painless and I experienced no pain or swelling. As a matter of fact, I played a game of pick-up basketball 3 hours after the proceedure.
My first thought when i saw this thread was that thread where the dude had the vasectomy, and the chick tried to corner him and say a kid was his, and then he pwnt her with a doc note and a doc from a lawyer saying he had a vasectomy