Ugly people

[Gauntlet 5,000+ posts]

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck and everyone inside the bus dies. They then meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each before they enter Paradise.

They all line up and God asks the first one what the wish will be. "I want to be gorgeous", and God snaps his finger, and it is done. The second person goes to God and also wishes to be gorgeous, God again snaps his finger, and it is done. This goes on for a while but when God is half way down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When only ten people are left, the guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his *** off.

Finally, God reaches this guy and asks what his wish will be. The guy calms down and says:

"Make them all ugly again."

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[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck and everyone inside the bus dies. They then meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each before they enter Paradise. They all line up and God asks the first one what the wish will be. "I want to be gorgeous", and God snaps his finger, and it is done. The second person goes to God and also wishes to be gorgeous, God again snaps his finger, and it is done. This goes on for a while but when God is half way down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When only ten people are left, the guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his *** off.

Finally, God reaches this guy and asks what his wish will be. The guy calms down and says:

"Make them all ugly again."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

 

[MaXiMa 10+ year member]

haha htat is some funny shit....... for some reason i cannot put smilies on any of my posts... i checked and the box where it says disable smilies is unchecked. does anyone else have this problem?

 

[slipknot87420 10+ year member]

Lol.................

 

[anaranchi 10+ year member]

Lol.................

hahahahahahahahahahah :hilarious //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rotflol.gif.b453361716769b8110ddefc85ff03cd2.gif:rotflol: :hilarious

 

[Mark_ab 5,000+ posts]

Nice one //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[NitroDuck 10+ year member]

hahaha //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif opps

 

[nswartley 5,000+ posts]

oh the horror!!!!!!!!!!!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

-nate

 

[Gauntlet 5,000+ posts]

Young Justin has a cursing problem, and his father’s getting tired of it.

He decides to ask a shrink what to do. The shrink says, "Negative reinforcement. Since Christmas is coming up, ask Justin what he wants from Santa. If he curses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of each gift he requests."

Two days before Christmas, Justin’s father asks him what he wants for Christmas. "I want a da*n teddy bear lying beside me when I wake up. When I go downstairs, I want to see a da*n train going around the da*n tree. And when I go outside, I want to see a da*n bike leaning up against the da*n garage."

On Christmas morning, Justin wakes up and rolls into a pile of dog poop. Confused, he walks downstairs and sees another pile under the tree. He walks outside, looks at a huge pile of dog poo by the garage, and walks inside. His dad smiles and asks, "What did Santa bring you this year?"

Justin replies, "I think I got a godda*n dog, but I can’t find the son of a bit*h!"

 

[nswartley 5,000+ posts]

meh...

that was sub-par, peter.

 

[Gauntlet 5,000+ posts]

Two Arab men are planning to move to America. They decide to make a bet as to who can become more Americanized in one year. They plan to meet up in New York City to see who wins the bet. Both men go off and do their own thing, and they both meet up at a Yankees game a year later. The first man says "Well, I think I got you beat. I have a beautiful housewife, two gorgeous kids with blonde hair and blue eyes, and I work at an Insurance company. How about you?" to which the other man replies "Get out of my country you fu*ing towelhead!"

 

[nswartley 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif that's better.

 

[namster44 10+ year member]

yea that last one was funny as hell.

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

yea that last one was funny as hell.

agree.second one was way old...first is still my fav

 

[jer_stud56 10+ year member]

Lol I don't know how I found this thread but that first one is great. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rotflol.gif.b453361716769b8110ddefc85ff03cd2.gif

- pe@ce