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[nateberrier 10+ year member]

 

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

Man Caught with Pants Down and an Armless Mannequin in Public Park

KANAWHA COUNTY, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- A man is behind bars for committing "lewd acts" with a mannequin in a public park Sunday morning. According to the Kanawha County Sheriff's Department, 61-year-old Eddie M. Campbell from Belle was caught at Booker T. Washington Memorial Park in Malden with his shirt off and his pants around his ankles.

Deputies say Campbell was sitting on a park bench with an armless mannequin on his lap, holding it with one hand -- pleasuring himself with the other.

When the deputy identified himself, Campbell stopped, pushed the mannequin off him and pulled his pants up.

All of this happened in a residential area and close to a church, according to Deputies.

Campbell has been charged with indecent exposure. He gave up his right to have an attorney represent him during arraignment

Campbell is in the South Central Jail on a $2,500 cash only bond.

Man Caught with Pants Down and an Armless Mannequin in Public Park

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[subzero 5,000+ posts]

Maybe the mannequin was is real, but turn to plastic when another person comes around. You all seen that movie...

I know it's far fetched....

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

That guys has balls... unlike half the fegs here

 

[nateberrier 10+ year member]

Not funny bro

 

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

 

[nateberrier 10+ year member]

all my friends are lesbians...

 

[nateberrier 10+ year member]

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

ok

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

oh shit! Not close to a church!!!~

Without a doubt the most heinous aspect of this entire indecent scene. Fox News should be all over this story.