Tricky beezys man...

[E-Rock 10+ year member]

I need some advice from yall. Kinda long story I guess.

I'm not exactly a ladies man, I can get along with women decently and talk for awhile at parties and such but I always seem to pull a LeBron and mess up near the end by disappearing from the moment when it counts (don't get a whole lot of numbers, make out, etc...)

Anyway, so my group of guy friends are really good friends with a group of girls and they come over to the boys house occasionally and we go over to their house often. I have been developing a strong attraction to one of the girls, whom I have met about 2 years ago and this past summer spent quite a bit of time with. Recently, I redeveloped an attraction to her.

We get along pretty well and I can maker her laugh and joke with her, but I don't follow her around because I don't want to be the annoying person focusing all my attention on her all the time. I let her do her thing. I didn't get her flowers for V-Day or anything because I thought it would be weird since we haven't gone out. I have really been wanting to ask her out over the past few days but a first date so close to or on V-Day would seem awkward.

I asked my closest friend what he thought (he is sort of dating one of the said girls) and he said that I shouldn't ask her out but talk to her more. But, he isn't the the best example of relationship and communication with girls.

So, great people of CA.com, I ask for your advice on the situation. I feel like I should ask her out soon. Oh and she is a virgin btw. I know that for a fact. That is one of the tricky parts. I'm just getting so many pent up emotions regarding this its driving me insane.

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[Mr.meyhem 10+ year member]

age that this applies to?? get her drunk and **** her lol

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

pull your dick out and put it in her mouth

 

[E-Rock 10+ year member]

We're both 21. Trust me she doesn't get drunk n fvck. She will get sloppy drunk, but over the summer one of my other buddies was able to make out with her on two different nights and take her home. She said, "you know I'm not going to give you what you want." So he just told her to walk home. This guy gets a lot of poon so it was a surprising situation. Making out is her version of drunk-fvcking.

She is just a wholesome country girl. That's why I don't think conventional methods will work on her.

 

[Joseph7195 10+ year member]

Walk up, tell her, "Put your Pu=ssy in my hand". If she does, rub it if not, Fu-ck her fat friend.

 

[Mr.meyhem 10+ year member]

take her for a ride on ur big green tractor. u can go slow or maybe go faster. lmfao.

 

[MANTI5 10+ year member]

Ask her if this rag smells like chloroform. If it does...score.

 

[E-Rock 10+ year member]

Haha love you guys. Not the kind of advice I was hoping for but definitely a good laugh.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

this is one of the saddest threads eva!!

first off, you need to stop with all tha nice chatty crap and begin crushing her self-esteem. if she wont put out, then she thinks too highly of herself. make comments about her weight, double chin, and busted up face. this will have 2 effects. it will keep you out of tha friend-zone, plus it will cause her to seek an ego boost by other means than she is used to. just keep makin her feel like crap. soon she will realize the only way to get a compliment from you is to let you tap that ass. once you do that, then you should completely ignore her. make her starved for attention.

youll thank me after she reaches this point.

 

[Below20hzonly 10+ year member]

sounds like shes a dude

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

this is one of the saddest threads eva!!
first off, you need to stop with all tha nice chatty crap and begin crushing her self-esteem. if she wont put out, then she thinks too highly of herself. make comments about her weight, double chin, and busted up face. this will have 2 effects. it will keep you out of tha friend-zone, plus it will cause her to seek an ego boost by other means than she is used to. just keep makin her feel like crap. soon she will realize the only way to get a compliment from you is to let you tap that ass. once you do that, then you should completely ignore her. make her starved for attention.

youll thank me after she reaches this point.

+1

 

[splwj47 10+ year member]

just ask her out!

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

just ask her out!

dont listen to this fag.

imma get you laid, bro. do what i said.

 

[splwj47 10+ year member]

dont listen to this fag.
imma get you laid, bro. do what i said.

ya dont listen to me i dont wear my hat to the side, rep fubu, or talk like i got a **** in my mouth

 

[E-Rock 10+ year member]

Haha oh ****. Well my buddy that told me not to ask her out yet, I found out he has been talking to his girl since September and only asked her out like 3 weeks ago. That seems like too long of a time.

My best friend from back home said to go ahead and ask her out. If she says no, play it cool and then she might start considering it later.