Trick or treat??????????

[denim 5,000+ posts]

Talk about trick or treat . . .

 

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going.

 

So, he took his costume and away he went.

 

The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain and, since it was still early, she decided to go to the party.

 

Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and, being a rather seductive lady herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband.

 

Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had sex. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked him what kind of time he had?

 

He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then, she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced once. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening...But, you're not gonna believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to."

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[Brock 5,000+ posts]

HAHAHAHAHA! its funny when the wives (girlfriends in my case) try to be scandalous and get shot down. HAHAHA!

funny joke

 

[bronco2323 10+ year member]

lmao .thats funny ****

 

[mrray13 10+ year member]

lmao....thnx for the laugh!!

 

[denim 5,000+ posts]

no prob I tought you guys would like it

 

[Corsica 5,000+ posts]

Got any more??

J

 

[denim 5,000+ posts]

Originally posted by Corsica Got any more??

 

J

I had a bunch a few days ago but i might have deleted them I will look though //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[denim 5,000+ posts]

 

[mpball62 10+ year member]

lol those are some nice pumpkins.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

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