Trick or Treat Treats......

[Bender. 10+ year member]

screw candy...i hide behind my bushes and scare the shit out of them

 

[vgeek 10+ year member]

My dad wrapped up tomatoes in aluminum foil and anyone who looked older than 14 or 15 got one.

 

[brtnboarder3241 5,000+ posts]

My dad wrapped up tomatoes in aluminum foil and anyone who looked older than 14 or 15 got one.

lmao....

but to the people not speaking english i would have taken the kids face and smashed it into my pizza until he couldnt breath..

just me though

 

[Bender. 10+ year member]

lmao....but to the people not speaking english i would have taken the kids face and smashed it into my pizza until he couldnt breath..

just me though

orly? maybe the kid had a gun (he is messican apparently) and shot your *** b4 you could do it lol maybe he was just testing you

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

i live in a rich neighborhood and i cant afford to give 200+ kids candy.. idk what im gonna do yet

give them a hand full of fruit loops.....

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

I think I may do Potato Chips this year.....that ought to bring smiles to the little brats faces when I reach in the bag and put a hand full of potato chips in their little bags......

 

[▼)Ñ╩fZΣµ& 10+ year member]

a slice of this! full of nutritious and vitamins!

 

[vgeek 10+ year member]

I think I may do Potato Chips this year.....that ought to bring smiles to the little brats faces when I reach in the bag and put a hand full of potato chips in their little bags......

Crunch them up before you put them in their bag. Make sure to use something greasy like Lays classic too or something like a BBQ chip so it makes a huge mess in their bag.

 

[Liquid Bass 10+ year member]

razor blades.

 

[vgeek 10+ year member]

razor blades.

People like you ruin everyone else's fun.

 

[ArrizX 10+ year member]

just lock your door.

or shut out all the porch lights, and turn on your stereo and put a speaker out side so you give the neighborhood some tunes and you by default dont need to give out candy

 

[nchilds21 10+ year member]

I think I may do Potato Chips this year.....that ought to bring smiles to the little brats faces when I reach in the bag and put a hand full of potato chips in their little bags......

FTW!!!!!!

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

just put candy in a bowl, cut a hole on that bowl, put your penis in and tell the kids there's a surprise at the bottom of the bowl.

 

[toolfan89 10+ year member]

im just gonna give them all a card that explains why they should turn to christ. should really piss them off.

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

im just gonna give them all a card that explains why they should turn to christ. should really piss them off.

thats a good one i might get some free business cards printed up for next year....and go that route.....