trailer park trip report

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

i have a trailer park report.

i drive up to my trailer after work last thursday. the ho in the trailer right next to mine has her door wide open. anywayz, i walk up to my door and i hear her yellin at me. she sayz...hey baby, youre cute, come here. i go over and shes in nothing but a tshirt. says to me...its my birfday baby, wanna help me celebrate?? i ask how im gonna do that. she tells me her and her roomie wanna kick it 3-way styles. i told her it would cost her, and left it at that.

so my question is, how much should i charge to pimp myself out??

what it do bishes?!?

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

minimum wage

 

[zyklonb 10+ year member]

tree fidy

 

[cajun_duck 10+ year member]

*It submitted twice*

 

[cajun_duck 10+ year member]

A whole lot because that's what it will cost to get rid of the vd's.

 

[Supergumby5000 5,000+ posts]

enough for a sammich and some crack.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

this is surrious bidness yo!! i never done tha whoring game. i need a good number to start wit the negotiations.

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

1 months rent and lot fees

 

[cajun_duck 10+ year member]

Why charge when they can probably go elsewhere for free?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Do it for some md and doritos.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Hurry before they get that RND!

 

[q-ball 10+ year member]

tree fidy

that **** loch ness monster!!!! always wantin tree fidy!!!!

 

[natisfynest 10+ year member]

a box of fruity pebbles

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

I dunno, they buyin teh lube?

nG