Toilet Paper!!1!!1

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

I don't know about anyone else BUT, I think PANIC buttons should be put on every toilet in the country, if you're in a public toilet and run out, wtf happens then?

If you're at home and run out, you need to get up and then have shit smeared all between your cheeks, wtf man

Anyone in favor of panic buttons on toilets, say I

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gifYes, I'm really bored at work

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[docutech 10+ year member]

Survey the stalls BEFORE you release the load FTW!

Keep your TP supply near the toilet at home FTW!

Doing the duckwalk across the house for more TP FTL //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

There is no time to survey when you really needa unload man

You just run in there, throw shit around, and slam your *** on the seat and release, seconds later after initial release, you notice there's no paper

..

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

Yea I can reach my extra rolls from the toilet, its a stretch, but atleast I dont have to walk.

 

[OoMesKoO 10+ year member]

Ill usually throw something to knock a new roll down from the top shelf. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

What if you run out of throwing stuff?

 

[wesl56 10+ year member]

toilet paper? nah... just do this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gog3peYAVEg&mode=related&search=

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

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No.

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

Panic button?

Sounds like a decent idea but what if there's nobody handy to respond to the Panic Alert??

 

[OoMesKoO 10+ year member]

What if you run out of throwing stuff?

Hrmmm.... never thought of that. Prolly use the plunger? Poopy side up of course.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Make it a loud panic button, attach a train horn to it or something similar

So, you have no problem missing and breaking mirrors/glass just for a roll of paper?

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

Okay - here's an example:

You're home alone and your bowels inform you in no uncertain terms that you have a load about to exit whether or not you're strategically placed over the bowl or not.

It's coming - and quickly.

So - with that in mind you hurry to your closest room of intestinal relief and park yourself on many a man's favorite newspaper-reading location.

*Aahhh!!!!* Mo' betta...*

Only to realize that there is no bathroom quality tissue available to clean yourself after taking care of business because some lazy arse decided that it wasn't their job to replace the TP after using the very last of the preceeding roll.

So - you hit this Panic button. Make it as loud as you want it to be - as loud as the foghorn on an oceanliner if you please.

You're still home alone.

Outside of aggravating the neighbors with this insanely loud racket that they have no clue as to what it means - what help will it be?

Nobody's home to help you.

I'm pretty sure that my neighbors don't like me enough to come in my house to retrieve a spare roll of TP for me... I cannot comment on whether or not yours would.

What do you do then?!?

 

[Megalomaniac 5,000+ posts]

Being that i am pakistani, I wash my *** & only use TP to dry. So i hardly ever run out //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

I dont use public restrooms(for#2), I always make sure I go once in the morning at home and once in the evening at home. Twice a day for me....peeing is another story.

 

[Megalomaniac 5,000+ posts]

Okay - here's an example:
You're home alone and your bowels inform you in no uncertain terms that you have a load about to exit whether or not you're strategically placed over the bowl or not.

It's coming - and quickly.

So - with that in mind you hurry to your closest room of intestinal relief and park yourself on many a man's favorite newspaper-reading location.

*Aahhh!!!!* Mo' betta...*

Only to realize that there is no bathroom quality tissue available to clean yourself after taking care of business because some lazy arse decided that it wasn't their job to replace the TP after using the very last of the preceeding roll.

So - you hit this Panic button. Make it as loud as you want it to be - as loud as the foghorn on an oceanliner if you please.

You're still home alone.

Outside of aggravating the neighbors with this insanely loud racket that they have no clue as to what it means - what help will it be?

Nobody's home to help you.

I'm pretty sure that my neighbors don't like me enough to come in my house to retrieve a spare roll of TP for me... I cannot comment on whether or not yours would.

What do you do then?!?

Use a ferret

(reference to along came polly)

 

[Ku-sama]

here is what you do. you keep a small plastic container that girls use as pad holders, and fold over TP as many times as possible and keep it in one of your pockets next to your wallet or something.

problem solved.