Today...

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

...I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric toothbrush in her hand.

http://www.fmylife.com/?page=1

Click to read more...

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

I'd go brush my teeth if I were you.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

She wants your mouth on her bush.

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

Click on the link //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[TeZ 10+ year member]

wow man thats messed up...

 

[BobbyDD 10+ year member]

Since she's finished now ask her if she'll help you get that horrible looking decal of the window off the truck in your avatar. Whoever designed that should be shot.

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

Since she's finished now ask her if she'll help you get that horrible looking decal of the window of the truck in your avatar. Whoever designed that should be shot.

I know //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

He's changing shops soon though and his name is changing too.

 

[NeverEnuffBass 10+ year member]

fmylife.com, great website. If you ever feel like shit about yourself jsut go there you'll either feel better or want to blow your brains out

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

fmylife.com, great website. If you ever feel like shit about yourself jsut go there you'll either feel better or want to blow your brains out

Other people's misery always makes me feel better

 

[farmerehsan 10+ year member]

Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Sue your boss.

 

[dbhittin 5,000+ posts]

today im stuck at home, and wanna go snowboarding...

 

[Fandl 10+ year member]

Some funny stuff on there.

 

[528hz 10+ year member]

Thank you for that link. I'll be entertained for the rest of the day!

These are awesome,

"Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have ***. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still ***** and she was unconscious. FML"

"Today, I visited my 78 year old grandmother. She thanked me for visiting and gave me a magazine before I left telling me I might find something I like in there. When I got home I looked at the magazine only to realize it's full of ****** and sextoys. FML"

"Today, I texted my boyfriend saying hi. His response, "I got your best friend pregnant". FML"

 

[99grandprixGT 5,000+ posts]

pics of your sis?