To anyone who smokes ciggs...question...lol

[jdawg90 10+ year member]

probably has to do with being a stimulant... adderall does the same thing

 

[T.I.K. 10+ year member]

lolwut?

 

[Canaan 10+ year member]

Yep, a little dip does the same thing. Bout 20-30mins after a dip, and its time for some paper work.

 

[brodeisel 10+ year member]

i take shits normally after i eat chinese food.

 

[rc10mike 10+ year member]

How does one accomplish so many sheits per day?

 

[bigwheel15 10+ year member]

I like shitting as much as the next guy but wtf how do some of yall have time to get things done in a day??! 6-7 times??

 

[Germ305 10+ year member]

I like shitting as much as the next guy but wtf how do some of yall have time to get things done in a day??! 6-7 times??

Only the first 2 or 3 will i take my sweet time and read something...or figure out the cure for AIDS or some shiet...the other times i wait till i'm turtle neckin' it, handle the "bidness" and then be on my way...so yeah...not that hard.

 

[Germ305 10+ year member]

All these double posts today...

 

[matt_bennett05 10+ year member]

Reminds me of the time I cut one in the shower with the GF and she thought the septic tank was backing up and jumped out.... HaHaHaaHa.

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

Soda = poop stimulator.

 

[dumple 5,000+ posts]

so i poop on avg. 8 times aday but that is because my pancreas doesnt make enzymes to digest fat and the like, but ciggs make my poop pangs go away

 

[brodeisel 10+ year member]

I poop in cigs all day for everyone to smoke.

 

[Germ305 10+ year member]

Soda = poop stimulator.

I drink soda like water and never poop...but give me 2 cups of coffee along with a cigg...and you're toilet is going to be tortured.

 

[NoPh33rRaCiNg 10+ year member]

I SH!TTY all the time when i smokey ciggys

 

[VWBobby 10+ year member]

Coffee/caffeine does the same thing. Try smoking, drinking coffee, and then drink a beer an hour or so later..... You might have a surprise waiting for you. I don't smoke except VERY occasionally if I'm drunk and it always hits me.

To the ones who take 3+ craps a day, holy shit you spend a lot of time in the crapper!